the local biker gang used ai to generate themselves as chibi anime characters on a shirt to promote their charity drive; which now i have to be normal about and not laugh at this guy with aggravated assault as one of his patches he sewed on his jacket
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it is important to emphasize that this was *the point*. this was *intentional*. elon musk is a vicious white supremacist who thinks poor african children ought to die, so that the world can be whiter
Bill Sienkiewicz Corner box art from his New Mutant run
New Mutant corner boxes by the great Bill Sienkiewicz #comicsky
Mayhem from Allstate and Flo from Progressive having dream meetings at the Quality Garden Suites
Art by Dave Dorman for Star Wars Dark Empire 2 (Dark Horse, 1992)
For The Reveal, I started up a new column type today called "Extremely Online" that digs into films about the internet age, from the '90s to the present. First up is ANTITRUST, a thriller about the deadly allergens of Bill Gates and sesame seeds: thereveal.film/extremely-on...
A complaint I keep seeing (mostly in the Bad Place) is that critics should be reviewing MICHAEL for what it is, rather than what they think it ought to be. But sometimes critics have a moral obligation to reject the terms a movie sets for itself, or at the very least to interrogate those terms.
Growing up, I remember people here and there grousing about the "teddy bears" in Jedi. I couldn't articulate it until well into adulthood, but I think even then I'd resolved to never be the guy who complains about the teddy bears in Star Wars, both literal and figurative.
Mii of the Dell Dimension 2400 in Tomadachi Life Living the Dream for the Nintendo Switch, with long flowing hair
my girlfriend asked if she could make a Mii for my island and handed this back to me 30 minutes later.
watercolor doodle of a duck scrolling websites in a dark room, above him hovers a flowchart in a cycle LIVING IN A WAREHOUSE OF DEAD OR DECAYING TECHNOLOGY MORE POORLY CONSTRUCTED EACH YEAR PRICING OUT THINGS TO BUY TO FIX THE PROBLEMS CAUSED BY THE THINGS YOU BOUGHT
let me die
let me die
surrounded by machines
I love these lil guys sm #witchhatatelier #Δ帽子
AI has made forms of mental illness formerly only available to the stupendously wealthy accessible to the common man.
A thing about the heaviest users of chatbots is that they acclimate to cloying obsequiousness. Like a billionaire and their entourage of viziers, it becomes normal to them.
Any interaction that is *not* abject simpering they'll now perceive as a slap to the face, an aggressively violent outburst.
"The GM's job is to enable my bullshit, specifically" is the most I have been owned since my wife called my D&D playing "bad improv with math."
@rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social has put out an unhinged quiz I feel compelled to share for non-contractual reasons
(My results are total bullshit but funny bullshit)
SCOOP: Two weeks ago, the head of the CDC delayed publication of a report showing covid vaccine cut likelihood of ER visits and hospitalizations by half. Now that report is no longer allowed to be published in CDC’s flagship scientific journal. My latest. 1/2
www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/...
"Good Body"
Drawing of a duck in a little sweater. The duck has not showered or shaved in like four days. NARRATOR: “Our man suddenly springs into action!” DUCK: “I gotta start acting like I have my shit together or I risk being PERCEIVED”
the procrastinator prepares for a manic burst of “productivity” to spare the ego
Yesterday I spoke at a high school in Calgary, giving the students a quick rundown of my creative career and things I wish I'd known when I was their age.
Here's a summary of key points I covered:
• My career is nothing like what I envisioned when I was young, but key parts of it shaped my future.
“Bezos and the world’s richest men have left the world of consequences behind,” Noah Hawley writes. “Their actions are only ever judged by themselves.” Here’s what Hawley learned about the ultra-wealthy at Jeff Bezos’s Campfire retreat:
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
come on man.
two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management
The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.
Charles Vess, 1994
Charles Vess, 1994
Ideal relationship dynamic
A screen of Frogger showing the Millennium Falcon traveling from the bottom of the screen (Oba Diah) to the top of the screen (Kessel) in a zig-zag route missing traffic and turtles.
Heh. Found the image I put together to explain the Kessel Run for SOLO.
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly
Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
Tapping the sign
#dorohedoro
also this story is a reminder that scalia’s sudden death was really a significant political event