Your local pedophile on a shirt that says k*LL your local pedophile but the hood is covering the k*LL because guys who wear stuff like this are clearly over compensating

Haha

State-mandated bounce break

gender selection in tomadachi life: male, female, nonbinary

youtube chat going nuts WERE SO BACK ITS WOKEE LETS GOO NINTENDOS WOKE YES GAMERS WON WOKE ITS WOKE LETS GOOOO WOKE IS BACK!!

Tomodachi Life stream going great so far

It remains to be seen how the Venezuelan people will respond to a more overt CIA presence in the country post-Maduro. For years, Maduro cast the CIA as a convenient boogey man, repeatedly accusing the agency – without evidence – of attempting to topple his regime as he clung to power despite US opposition. Now, the CIA has helped supplant Maduro and is poised to help actively manage the Trump administration’s dealings with Venezuela’s new leadership.

Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN.

"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests

- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact

Sandwich is the move when hungry is the vibe

Have you seen Sinners? Brother, I am one.

I've got the generational runs

The DJ got us feeling our oats again

"C'mon, this ref sucks!!!"
"Actually, I've been following this ref's career for years and he's actually really fair"

I just got kangaroo court-martialed

It's that cursed Ctrl Alt Delete comic of Loss, where now Dogbert is walking into a hospital, then talking to a nurse, then talking to a doctor, then standing over the bed of a dead Dilbert.

And I call it, No Great Loss

2026 mantra: What Would Ella McKay Do #WWEMD

Getting on one knee and holding out a ring is the ultimate engagement bait

Nyucking it up at the Hotel Curlyfornia

I don't want to believe it. Let's hope Rob Reiner killed some other elderly couple.

TRUMP IS A THROST GOAT

They’re calling him the Most Vindicated Man in History

Call me the Edmund Fitzgerald the way twenty-nine good men lost their lives going down on me.

He claims to be against gay rights but a man got him squirting.

trying to imagine firefighters getting dispatched to this house and the absolute nightmare that would be

Funniest detail to me re: Thom Yorke's weird relationship to Israel is that it's the first place Creep really took off so Israel kinda launched Radiohead's career. Israeli music fans could not get enough of a song that asks "what the hell am I doing here" and answers with "I don't belong here."

This is just beautiful, that's love right there

This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.

Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid

SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

I'm hearing this as well

broke: we as democrats need to shift to the right on trans issues and throw them under the bus to win elections

woke:

please put Meatwad or Frylock on the phone

Once these Let Billions Suffer voters see how gruesome letting billions suffer gets they will surely come crawling back to the Let Millions Suffer party and we’ll finally be able to win elections without catering to those troublesome Nobody Should Suffer radicals