This is definitely just me showing off my haircut, no other reasons 😘

Damn, do you think someone might lock me up and make me fall in love with them? That would b aweso... terrible 👀

Landed in Stockholm yesterday for a little holiday and I'm already obsessed with how beautiful this city is

A cartoon of a tired looking stick figure in bed with a speech bubble saying "I have got to get sluttier"

Intrusive thoughts..

The perfect PA piercing doesn’t exi–

But mostly to cheer myself up after being ill all last week and then my husband being ill immediately after, bring on a more fun week please

Pink to make the boys wink

When your talented friend takes your cursed comment and turns it into gold

@forevercluck.bsky.social and I thought about Real Housewives intros...

With wine...

The first thing you see when you join the surprise Zoom meeting HR put on your calendar

I need to find where the good memes and shit posts are on here

How is it only Wednesday 🙃

A boxing day trip to the gym, lets try turn all that turkey into some muscles

I will probably start unfollowing from this account people who post mostly nude stuff as I have shifted all that away to the alt now, so please don't be offended if I unfollow from this account 🖤

Oh no, it's the struggle bus for me today

Didn't get to sleep till 4am, why am I awake now

Am I bumping my wedding playlist while pre drinking to go out, you bet I am!

Now I have no clue how best to direct you there if that's what you want to see though

This is now a place of 'innocence' which means I'll probably transfer half the people I follow to the other account 😂

It has been done, the alt has been created 👀

Also I married my wonderful partner of seven years 😁🎉

I sized up my PA again and want to show it off, but I don't want to post pole on main anymore, is it time to start an alt?

Really looking forward to fetish cabaret tonight, I haven't been out properly in ages

Happy hump day 😘

I did the lift heavy things thing, pits anyone?

Woof looking good! 🥵

Sunday funday, who wants to come get geared up with me?

#leather

Thanks, I would love it if the habit sticks this time

I went to the gym for the first time in months, also hello again bloomfs 👋