I’m rolling out the patch now brothers make sure you aren’t standing inside or wearing clothes you like

LOL how’s the weather down there shorty??

I think the standard size for a grown man should be an 8ft tall mountain of hairy muscle. But that’s just my opinion.

(Looking at my watch) anytime now… I’m ready to be full sized.

I think the standard size for a grown man should be an 8ft tall mountain of hairy muscle. But that’s just my opinion.

Oh wow that would make me think I got banned 😭😭

Oh so now it’s back to normal okay… it was jus trying to make me look crazy

Invalid handle….??? What the hell did I do

Can I go into a futuristic pod against my will and then come out years later as a fucked up evil monster? …no? Okay.

Fetch quest: START!

He’s so fucking sexy.

Billy deadlock I want to *****
********* *** ********* **** you with ***** **** until you ******* **** ** ****** at which point *** ****** ***** and finally I can pass away in peace.

I’m not afraid of who I am… 💪💪💪

We both have immaculate taste

I love drawing Serces with all his magic arms because the only thing better than a pair of huge flexing biceps is 8+ pairs of huge flexing biceps

Doodled the mutant FREAK again + a lil bonus alt universe thing idk.

Planning out his next VERY busy day

Don’t worry guys he got it

Planning out his next VERY busy day

Intern’s Intern.

Big meat.

The ENTIRE office smells like a gym when he’s at work

Intern’s Intern.

Cubicle privacy

He’s already making sure all his neighbors know he’s in the office today

He had to give himself the best nuts possible, there’s no other option!

Cubicle privacy

NOBODY tell him human guys don’t have that kind of junk

*EXTREMELY LOUD HIGH PITCHED LITTLE GIRL SCREAM*

NOBODY tell him human guys don’t have that kind of junk