Just constantly picking up and putting down big plant pots facing away from them?

I'll be faster than you expect

Oh, so innocent now

Probably "oh damn I need another marmalade sandwich"

I am going to rip this off your body and take to the hills when I see you in this

Oh I know them from porn

Have you heard of Wix?

Thank god because I've got tinnitus and need to drown that shit out.

I'm still insanely proud you did it!

History is doomed to repeat itself, but far less cunty (looks-wise only)

Omg you're so lucky this is your first viewing!

The one time he was right. I know it's the same recipe as UK coca cola but it tastes different.

Just finished the finale of The Pitt

Oh no is Marie alright now?

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Is that Max's treat bag!?

But do it topless for max dopamine!

Just checked and this is real - Scottish Labour’s manifesto refers to trans people using slurs and commits to a policy of explicit segregation in public life

It is so tempting to not watching the final season of Euphoria and just try to determine what happened myself from no-context posts and screenshots online.

Aftermath of 4 martinis is always a bad feeling, however you should never regret the feeling of freedom during the 4 martinis 😌

Every time Rayes "WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!" gets stuck in my head it slowly merges to "WHERE IS MY GUZ-BAND!" and I'm sat there thinking of being married to Luis Guzmán.

In the words of Ar Di, this marriage looks a bit crowded.

I tried

But you look so goooood in a speedo

They learned from the trains 🙂‍↕️

Buy entry to the ponds asap

But they also made the magic wand!

Yes 😍 and to top it off I only realised at 9pm last night I'd booked flights for today!

If anyone in London is at a bit of a loose end today and fancies a wander in the sun or a drink let me know because I am here by mistake and have nothing to do.