How did that puck stay out?!?!?!?

Bing clong

This is when I knew this team had the juice and would go to the playoffs

US Senator and noted Pittsburgh fan John Fetterman told the Penguins that scoring goals was anti-semitic

They got nothing either. Well, they got 1

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SCORE SOME GOD DAMN RUNS YOU NON-ELITE MOTHERFUCKERS!!! (I'm not talking to you Bryce and Justin)

I sawry

I'm starting to feel sorry for the other teams' fans that have to watch the Phils play. We are a very boring team to watch

Gotta get @jaysonst.bsky.social or @slangsonsports.bsky.social on the case

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That's a clean Sheetz for Dan Vladar

I see Shiittsburgh decided to fight instead of score tonight

There we go. Reverse jinx strikes again

Why is it so hard for them to score on an empty net?

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I'm too high for this kind of stress

3-0 is better than 2-0

If he scored we wouldn't even be having this discussion 😂

I like our chances 5 on 5

Really?? The Flyers PP?

Another breakaway missed goal

We need more committed people like yourself

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Use the force Lord Valdar

Flyers hate scoring on breakaways but love playing the shootout

Sounds fine to me

Tell global warming to speed up