Tim Cook's legacy will be enshittifying Apple's software, abusing their market dominance, and then playing apologist to fascism.
Under his leadership they burned billions on a car that never drove, and the only major attempt at a new product during his tenure (the Apple Vision Pro) was a total dud.
I remember once I said “I am not buying one of those Alexa listening devices for my house so big tech can surveil my family” & my tech friend was like “listen you either have to keep up with technology or it will crush you” & I was struck that was now their marketing pitch.
House still dumb as rock
The plot to enslave America. The plot to enslave humanity. They are announcing it because they think we can no longer stop them
Very exciting! I am solving a crossword with @wordgarbler.bsky.social wherein I submitted one of the clues!!! He did too!!!!
www.twitch.tv/megaphonicfm
It’s a whole journey and it is a struggle! It feels almost too obvious to say that there’s powerful forces lined up to make us care immensely about it, but there are.
My worth is immutable and inherent! It doesn’t matter if you think I’m hot!
Culture reinforcing the idea that it is very important to cultivate one’s sexual appeal really bothers me of late. It seems we’ve all just decided that it’s fine to co-sign the “appearance equates worth” bargain, It makes me want to purposefully and deliberately appear sexually repellent.
Maybe the bees have been ok all along and they were just hiding until being summoned for divine justice.
How many phases does the Lost Lace fight have in Silksong? Because I’ve got her to the third phase and there better not be a 4th.
An action figure of Jessica Fletcher from the tv show Murder She Wrote.
My sister got me the greatest birthday present ever!
the electoral version of the Nightmare Blunt Lineup would be Vance vs Buttigieg, twin charisma free homunculi decanted from the corporate gestation tanks
AVOID requires tank of water to survive. only eats flakes (??) refuses to breathe air
avoid
We'll know for sure that the Pope is a registered Democrat if he hires 1000 new Swiss Guards and issues a series of tough-on-drugs edicts in response to the GOP criticism
Sinead O’Connor v. the Pope is worth remembering here…
Calling all #Toronto queers, let's make this happen! Please fill the survey and sign the petition!
Go to Settings > Privacy & Security > App Passwords and regenerate those. Now.
"App Passwords" isn't your Bluesky account password. It lets third party programs get partial access to your account. It should probably be named "Third Party Access Tokens"
You don't need it turned on at all.
Orban's inability to prevent last year's Pride protests—attended by 300k despite being banned—was a turning point in his authoritarian grip of the country.
Queer people are always leading the fight against authoritarianism, as we are often its first targets. Never cower to fear.
Perhaps Magyar's most important promise, and the one that certainly resonates with voters: "never again a country without consequences!"
The crowd chants: "To prison! To prison!" [with the corrupt officials of the outgoing government]
Mayor Zohran Mamdani behind the counter of a bodega in The Bronx, flanked by various people. A journalist with a microphone labeled “Shop Cats” is standing in front of the sales counter, and holding the mic up to a black and white cat sitting on the counter next to bananas. The cat has an expression like in the famous “Sir, are you aware that you are a cat” meme
“Sir, are you aware that you are a cat, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani is standing right behind you?”
I ain't "neurospicy" I got some disorders
:sobbing: the taxation of trade routes is in dispute ::
One of the things i love best about Toronto is how you can hear a dozen different languages being spoken on any given streetcar. Imagine going through life as such a miserable coward.
BREAKING: Massive Attack musician Robert Del Naja defies the unlawful ban on Palestine Action.
He said “the actions of Palestine Action were highly patriotic, because they were pretty much protecting our country from getting involved in serious war crimes, and breaking international law."
Today’s Millennial Product of Excellence is water that is kind of soda
Water that is kind of soda: “it’s probably healthy, it’s transparent”
https://www.tumblr.com/definitelynotdakota/813597613020643328?source=share
i firmly believe that kennedy wants preventable diseases to rip through american communities since, in his warped mind, those who survive without vaccines will have proven themselves “healthy.”
Good morning. Also, preorders:
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/824146...
"Project Liberal" is run by Jason Pye, whose CV includes 7 years at Freedomworks, and Tyler Harris, who worked for the Libertarian National Committee for a half-decade. if you fall for this shit you're the biggest sucker ever born