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Posts by Nigel Moss 🌻

A wordless quote post by Trump of a screengrab of a "Trump girl" post by @MAGA_Patriot

A wordless quote post by Trump of a screengrab of a "Trump girl" post by @MAGA_Patriot

Minor but weird: Trump is sharing this viral slop about him "privately" buying Ed McMahon's home when he faced foreclosure in 2008.

In reality, he very publicly made this offer, through the media, and got lots of coverage. But the transaction never happened: McMahon sold to another buyer.

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A Good Time or a Good Story - Online Gig March 2026, by Penfriend 19 track album

Happy weekend, penfriend!

I come bearing musical treats.

1) My live album "A Good Time or a Good Story" is available for two more days before it disappears.

Get your copy FREE / pay what you can: penfriendrocks.bandcamp.com/album/a-good...

➑️

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Sudden craving for Tunnock’s teacakes…

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Treble Clef: here are the notes I hope you like them ☺️

Bass Clef: I moved all your stuff, good luck finding anything, Ds are Fs now fuck you

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Of all the arguments against space exploration this is easily the dumbest, so I'm not surprised he expresses it.

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Self-payment menu which, at the time, I found vaguely amusing, but now that I am adding alt-text am no longer quite sure.

Self-payment menu which, at the time, I found vaguely amusing, but now that I am adding alt-text am no longer quite sure.

I’d like to pay in cakes, please.

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The fact they made this travesty and didn't even call it Your Own Personal Jesus is the worst crime of all.

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Punctuation is important. It's the difference between helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse & helping your uncle, Punctuation, off a horse.

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A horse with a fairground mirror walks into a pub. The barman asks "wider long face?"

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Oh fuck... sorry mate ☹️

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Fluffy grey cat sitting on a chair. He is vastly too big.

Fluffy grey cat sitting on a chair. He is vastly too big.

Either this is a very small chair, or we have a problem

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a cat is hanging from a very tall building Alt: Animated GIF of a scene from The Goodies (an old 1970s BBC comedy show). The scene is a model of a town, with a cat clinging to a tall tower. It is designed to make it look like the cat is a giant monster, terrorising the town. The tower that the cat is clinging to collapses. It was a feature on the programme titled "Kitten Kong"
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"How would you describe your pain on a scale between -∞ and +10?"

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Definitely turn off the reverb!

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Aha πŸ™‚

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Have you tried turning the gain down at all?

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Well, I guess then we could show a video of some Sesame Street muppets singing the alphabet to help? πŸ™„

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An ad for bbwjobs.com but the letter spacing is extremely tight, so the second b look like an l and o instead.

An ad for bbwjobs.com but the letter spacing is extremely tight, so the second b look like an l and o instead.

keming. not even once.

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*applauds*

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The time it takes to write a joke, from conception to birth, is the jestation period.

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Screenshot of the Graphite vector editor showing a node graph workflow for an illustration, with a face artwork in the canvas, connected nodes and a layers panel on the right.

Screenshot of the Graphite vector editor showing a node graph workflow for an illustration, with a face artwork in the canvas, connected nodes and a layers panel on the right.

A resource to bookmark if you draw illustrations: graphite is a free, open source browser based, 2D vector editor. It’s currently in Alpha version.


The tool: graphite.art/

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Making a song inspired by graffiti on a door
Making a song inspired by graffiti on a door YouTube video by Penfriend

Whatever my stats say, I'm not ready to give in to the idea that YouTube viewers only want to watch videos about how to make videos.

I made a video showing how I wrote a song from start to finish using my human brain and hands, and I will keep sharing it because I am stubborn: youtu.be/LbPibe46seQ

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Oh for god's sake stop using this witless visual cliche when you're writing about cybersecurity πŸ™„

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People who use "of" instead of "have" are the source of all our problems.

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JFC... do you want "little numbers first, big numbers later"? What's so hard to understand about "ascending" and "descending"?

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Really bad photographer | Icelandair US Really bad photographer

Decent campaign idea & pretty lucrative for the winner (10-day Iceland trip + $50K) www.icelandair.com/flights/camp...

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Aha! πŸ™‚

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Happy #BaconButtyFriday everyone! πŸ₯“πŸ™‚

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Two observations on the statement by Melania Trump, which are in tension with each other.

1. It is hard to see what professional advice led to her making it.

2. The statement was well drafted but she seemed unfamiliar with it, which indicates it was drafted at least in part by someone else.

Odd.

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