At this point the only reason to call it the Labour Party is it lasts too long, hurts like hell, and people keep popping in and out to check on your genitals.

I’m assuming anyway, sounds like something they’d say

I have also been debilitated by a sock

Watching the snooker world championship or as the English call it, the champy snooks

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

Alright, so you're nonchalant. Quit rubbing our noses in it.

Hello I am CEO of EvilCo, a branch of Umbrella Corp, and no we’re not the Umbrella Corp from the games we were just inspired by them, you’re not gonna to believe this but we have just released a company memo that says we’re not good human beings

President Connolly’s first trip abroad has planted Ireland among the global left’s loudest voices Her first trip abroad offered an early glimpse of a presidency willing to speak more bluntly on global issues, just like her predecessor.

Saying no to war- President Connolly’s first trip abroad has planted Ireland among the global left’s loudest voices jrnl.ie/7017225

Two ducks swimming in a small puddle

Ducks in a puddle

there's a pervasive belief on here among combative people with cartoon avatars that any criticisms they receive are because of their marginalized identities and not because they're at the party acting rude while dressed like donald duck

Once again trying to manifest a Crucible win for Mark Williams

No, total diva. Not surprised about Steve though

I once had a dream that I was hired to clean Sean Hughes’ bathroom

Somewhat ludicrous BBC headline: "staggering" I was not told Mandelson failed vetting, says PM

[climbing out of my car which is now embedded in my neighbours' front room, turning to them hands on hips] honestly I'm as mad about this as you are

He put a goddamn Cheeto in the White House

I’m really worried Bluesky will go down again and the resistance won’t be able to post Trump out of office

Predator m

Massive Attack / Tom Waits - Boots on the Ground YouTube video by Massive Attack

I'm not a music reviewer so I'm just going to keep things simple and say that I think this is good www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-57...

Shitshow on here, more like

David Ly

As someone who doesn't want children the only thing that could change my mind is if a weird guy on the internet told me I should

That was one of the first movies I saw in the cinema and I wasn't really scared of the dinosaurs but it did give me a lifelong fear of electric fences

Silence of the Lambs but I really enjoyed it

I don't really understand the "doctored" explanation. As opposed to him actually being Jesus and having his picture taken?

The Homer hand meme wi

Steve Earle when he needs to double-check if someone is from Galway

Google search result 'Did you mean: clavicle'

Even Google doesn't know who this guy is

This is eerily relevant to my interests

Forgiving people’s sins is pretty weak on crime, in fairness

Do you think the Pope laughed when he was shown that post? I think he would have had a little chuckle.