Looks like he just appeared out of a hedge at St Trinians

Hanging from a beam in the bedroom?

Ah you put me to shame Al. I'll have to give it another try

It is indeed and the only Eco book I've managed to finish.

The days of the raptcha are at hand

You wouldn't know him, he goes to a different school

... A dictator who keeps hard copies of all his invoices? Paper Doc Duvalier

"...and there's been another arrest for misconduct in public office but for who Chris Kamara?"

The appeal of this joke is definitely on the wain

#WutheringHeights Sweepcliff.

Ahh the memory of your angelic male soprano voice still brings a tear to these eyes

Prince Andrew commemorative plate.

This is not turning out to be the investment I had hoped for.

Rise like Lions after slumber
In unvanquishable number,
Shake your chains to earth like dew
Which in sleep had fallen on you –
Ye are many – they are few.

Fallout

I take back anything mean I ever said about the Dutch language

Can't remember where I saved my Friends Reunited password

Loved both, but Spirited away is one of the best stage shows I've ever seen

Next to the bins?

Have you read my email?
I semi-skimmed it

Feck it, this big mark's still on the window. Never mind

"He'll never sell any ice cream going at that speed...."