vibes

Scammers gonna scam

THAT'S OUR GUY!!!!

That sounds bad!

He lives!!!

(Gonzo as Charles Dickens voice)

And the Seattle Mariners, who are NOT ass….

Really smart policy tbqh moneyball is so back

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

Right now 13 MLB teams are over .500, 17 at or below. 18 of the M’s 25 games have been against the first group. It’ll be 22 of the first 29 before the Twins series.

AOC talking to RFK Jr. Her facial and hand gesture has the spiritual energy of that Italian hand gesture where you pinch your fingers and wave your hand (the "ma che vuo" gesture).

how it feels to say "sprezzatura"

your approval rating with the florida state womens soccer team cannot be this underwater man

SAM NEILL GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it? It's got to be big! No slipping something into someones drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast...

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

No fucking shit.

Ban betting apps yesterday

fwiw the newer generations of hardcore bands & folks who go to shows (in the NW anyways) are so much more open minded and accepting of any non-white / non-cis het males than it was in my day (early 00’s). Boy’s Club attitudes do persist tho in some ways

"Because of an editing error, an earlier version of this article misstated which day the New York Mets suffered their 11th straight loss. It was on Sunday, not Monday. Even the Mets cannot lose on an off day."

Two copy editors high-fiving so hard right now

Toad sits on his porch frowning as Frog approaches. "You are looking sad," said Frog. "Yes this is my sad time of day," said Toad.

#goms

Your Seattle Mariners hot takes, ranked and rated It’s time for a reverse mailbag!

I have shamelessly farmed your #Mariners hot takes for @lookoutlanding.bsky.social it’s a good crop

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if you say "give him his 10 seconds of fame" about someone, and then that person ends up taking your job, you have no choice but to wade out into the ocean as far as you can go, leaving your fate to the tortoises and porpoises. it's in the bible.

They're just little guys. You can look at them for free and you can look at them up close if you pay for Bird Premium (binoculars or camera). They're just doing behaviors. They will never email you.

This is really heartwarming. I firmly believe in no gatekeeping in sports fandom, lowering barriers, not being a jerk to casuals. If it brings you joy, welcome aboard. Bring your joy and curiosity and you will find community

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

CW: DV abuse and threats of harm

In case anyone ever wondered why I don't want this guy on any mlb team. This is why.

🫡

Pike Place Market Pure Nicotine with Fish Oil🤪

I've noticed this recently and tbh I'm into it. The 0th inning is a place of meditation where no baseball events can hurt me

Helping my kids with homework is going to be my 13th reason

It really is. Did LOST trivia once years ago and was fighting for my life

Combined attendance from Climate Pledge Arena, T-Mobile Park, and Lumen Field: 88,867⬇️

CPA: 12,719
T-Mobile Park: 45,552
Lumen Field: 30,596

#SeattleSports #Seattle

Every game I watch I honestly wonder if the PWHL has different definitions of interference, tripping, and boarding

Good lord Torrent D really hung CJ out to dry there, last 3 goals were not on her at all. Fuckin bummer