I’d like to see a Littlest Hobo version of this, because at some point he’d regenerate into Reacher.

Mind you, the herpes virus would’ve been a better PM than that bellcleft.

Totally agree.

Reckon he’d still have been better than Johnson though.

(Smiles in recognition)
(Puts neck out for a fortnight)

BUt JOAnE goT DeATh ThrEATs!

Good. The psychotic fucking witch needs to reap some of what she’s sown. She funded Peggie and will doubtless fund many more shitheads in the name of making the lives of trans people miserable.

A thousand deaths aren’t enough for these evil bastards.

Faintly nightmarish?

Laissez-faire parenting.

“Let he who hasn’t fucked a boatful of drugged kids cast the first stone, that’s what I say.”

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

Doesn’t that describe about 80% of admin in an established bureaucracy?

Olly Robbins should be played by Chris Addison to stop me getting so confused when I watch him giving evidence.

It’s something I *think* I made up, but I’m a bit hazy on that now.

Scarecrows were originally the corpses of criminals.

I saw The Day Today when I was 11 and was obsessed with Chris Morris. Years later a pen pal sent me Why Bother? on tape. I still have it. He was an old bloke I think but he was never weird. Listen I didn’t even know what a paedophile was until I saw Brass Eye. Anyway love this series all the best 👍

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Of course antisemitic hate is on the up. Kanye West lost a gig because hes anti Black, a misogynist, MAGA and a Nazi sympathiser but only one group were being publicly blamed by podcasters and "commentators" for it. People need to either unlearn or admit their own issues and it needs to happen now

Starmer’s already wasted nearly two years listening to that catfucker McSweeney.

Suspect you’d struggle to find anyone who wouldn’t cheerfully see him gone tomorrow.

Thus demonstrating that many Tory MPs continue to have a masochism kink.

Absolutely this. I’ve just paid a lot of money for you to wash my dishes, so will I *fuck* wash them for you first, y’idle robotic prick.

Pfft, like he hasn’t been nuts deep in a graveyard’s worth of corpses already…

Flavours of Johnson sounds like absolutely the worst parody porn of all time.

I like to think the Toon are, in having an utterly dreadful and turgid season, doing their own part in fucking over the Saudi economy.

As all fans of @gailsimone.bsky.social are aware, this is in fact how British people make tea.

Equity release and health insurance.

The internet goes shit once you hit 50.

Dogs are ADHD.

Cats are autistic.

Makes a nice change from Hegseth though, eh?

Rescued a cat from a pitbull by means of hoofing it in the ribs then shoving my hand into its mouth to dislodge the cat.

I like to think it didn’t subsequently savage me out of sheer confusion.

The thing I always want to ask non-white rightwing UK politicians is "What do you think your colleagues say about you when you're not in the room?"

“The Belgian people are very nice…”

I was hammered when I first heard it and only began to realise it wasn’t the original when I heard that lyric.

I totally missed Joanna Cherry resigning from the SNP.

Here’s wishing her a lovely couple of years drinking herself to death.