It’s like Nero’s court.

Cue the violin music… 🎻 🔥

Yup. Born and bred. Live in Indiana now, though. It’s like Texas, only stupider.

I think that is maybe an understatement…🤔

If they didn’t reply, “fuck, no”, I’d like to know why not.

❤️❤️❤️

And bless her heart, she looks rode hard and put up wet…

So, you’re saying this really IS the Liquor Cabinet? Huh. 🤔

Kinda like cybertruck drivers?

Well, that’s…unfortunate. 🙄

Simon & Garfunkel is good to listen to when you’re looking for sanity…

Because that’s the way dog geometry works, silly. 😊❤️

What’s it called? Pete Has Three Arms?

Looks delicious! 😊❤️

Echo says “hello pretty bird!”

Beep is too cute! 🥰

Perhaps they should also take a look at the current occupant of the White House.

I mean, I'm just sayin'...

Bow wow ruff ruff...

That's an insult to pigs.

My toaster has a higher IQ than the current occupant of the White House.

The current occupant of the White House is a fucking liar.

On a team call at work, and my cat got called the Chief Morale Officer

I should have asked if she gets a salary now too

Tell me, Toddy, is it difficult to breathe with your head so far up Rumpy's ass? 🙄

Good. Let’s do it!

“Hello, Domino’s?”

Oh, yeah, the Armageddon Extension, aka the Apocalypse Extension! I forgot about that one. ***snort***

Oh, yeah!

“It’s the end of the world as we know it”

That’s it. That’s the song.

“No, I haven’t been trolling under the birdcage for tidbits. Why do you ask?”

Stoned you sounds like a pretty smart cookie…🤔

Did anyone bother to give Todd-boy a copy of his job description when he took the position? 🙄🙄