maserati coupe the color of tandoori chicken

Thanks to planned obsolescence it feels like you need a new phone every 3-4 months but I’m still using the Krups 10-cup I got at a Goodwill in Tennessee a decade ago

Give it away give it away give it away give it away now

Real ones know that some of the best posters are on Blind

Twitter screenshot “pronouncing Grimace like Versace”

This is now canon.

Checking in on NBA twitter

a crude illustration of what a tall la croix might look like

manifesting

where are the tallboy la croixs at

ESPN app notification that says “Breaking News Mike Trout placed on 10-day injured list with fractured hamate bone; no timetable on his return

I don’t doubt that Mike Trout is injured but they’re just making up bones now

imagine rawdogging life like this

oh yeah that’s what we have going on, I’m also a sucker for anytime you can be the parade

me online - the American experiment is dead

me irl - *walking the kids over to the neighborhood 4th of July parade*

pro-labor Worf or hustle culture Worf?

this post might be for Texans only - anyone with a Beto sticker on their car is going 5-10 miles under the speed limit

happy hot dog day to those who celebrate

“damn can’t believe I have to pay for these thoughts I want to see”

Josh Groban reissuing his greatest hit for a new generation “You Rizz Me Up”

Josh Groban reissuing his greatest hit for a new generation “You Rizz Me Up”

My buddy Accounting Pistol Pete got caught in a RIF at Cisco a few months back, he’s looking for manager-level finance roles in the Bay Area (or remote!)

tallboy San Pellegrinos when?

All the Houston pro sports mascots and H‑E‑Buddy

your Houston Astros are sniffing 1st in the AL West

Image that says “This page is protected by Dale Earnhardt” with picture of Dale and his #3 Goodwrench car

This is the new “for sale baby shoes never worn”

Mayor Humdinger is outside and he’s not going away until you go to sleep

Ookie cookie didn’t look good on the album cover

this post might be for Texans only - anyone with a Beto sticker on their car is going 5-10 miles under the speed limit

Damian Lillard realizing like most Portland residents at 32 y/o that it’s time to grow up and do something with your life

tysm Joe Brandon for passing the CHIPS act