Homer Simpson as a sperm in an astronaut helmet flying around the world
TIL matt groening designed a nasa mission patch for a sperm experiment
Homer Simpson as a sperm in an astronaut helmet flying around the world
TIL matt groening designed a nasa mission patch for a sperm experiment
This week, NASA announced it had shut down one of that spacecraft's remaining science instruments — not because the mission has failed, but to keep it alive a little longer. n.pr/41HfdLS
Take the wrong lesson from a movie:
It's A Wonderful Life
Fixing up an old abandoned house is super easy and not at all expensive.
the Joke that occurs to me the most and is therefore delightfully brilliant (to me) is …
“The Bart. The”
Which comes up frequently when looking at German text.
Take the wrong lesson from a movie:
Zoolander
It has to be at least 3x bigger than this!
Take the wrong lesson from a movie:
Akira
Akira has a bad ass motorcycle!
Take the wrong lesson from a movie:
House of Sand and Fog
Check and open your mail.
Mommy, Mommy! Buy me a license plate!
No. Come along, Bort!
Are you talking to me?
No, my son is also named Bort.
controversial opinion, but a lot of people are really great and cool, online
Working people have less free time to do all the date and super romantic things, I suppose.
but it’s probably also just the class demographic that’s writing most of these novels that get promoted and marketed broadly
Cat with head under pillow
Same, girl. Same.
🫂
*changing
*cuanging
Hanging my answer
the quality of each star trek show is directly proportional to how often you see the characters engaging in hobbies
Sunstone by Stjepan Sejic
Rockwell Painting man standing up
“My eyeline implies that the stage where the people I’m looking at is, like, 30 feet high.”
Breaking: HHS’s ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded.
“This case is one of a long list of examples of how a leader’s wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.”
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I've been saying for a while, now.
A functional FBI under Trump would be an FBI doing a ruthless job of jailing opposition leaders and activists on bullshit charges
Take the wrong lesson from a movie
The Blob
The North Pole will *always* be frozen.
Take the wrong lesson from a movie:
Home Alone
Being abandoned by your family is fun, actually
Wrong that cannot be repaired must be transcended.
I don’t get the hate for “otherkin” and the therians and such that so much of the internet has.
For many it’s a spiritual belief of sorts, and I’m gonna be honest, “I believe that I am spiritually a dragon” is far LESS silly than various beliefs in most mainstream religions.
Take the wrong lesson from a movie:
Back to the Future
Your mom was probably really hot back in the day.
Booooobs
I mean … the Federal Government fired them all so … this is a good career change …
I mean … the Federal Government fired them all so … this is a good career change …
This is single handedly the funniest scene from any Star Trek