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Posts by J. Elvis Weinstein

This sounds like one of those mawkish predictions of what happens in heaven.

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I usually just hire someone hanging out in front of Orchestra Depot.

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4/20 - St. Patrick's Day for weed.

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I do indeed.

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This sounds like one of those mawkish predictions of what happens in heaven.

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All the hot ladies?

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I like how they try to soften the blow by inventing consolation streaks "You've done 150 Fridays in a row!"

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That's even snazzier than the Bedford Falls gymnasium with the pool under the floor.

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Got a question for us on Thought Spiral #TestShow446 ? Leave it here and/or use the hashtag by Friday 9am.

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Got a question for us on Thought Spiral #TestShow446 ? Leave it here and/or use the hashtag by Friday 9am.

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Is Bluesky suffering from shrinking pains today?

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That's even snazzier than the Bedford Falls gymnasium with the pool under the floor.

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It's hard to find a good death doula, there are no Yelp reviews.

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Hopefully someone will give him an I.V.

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I just buy my keychains at the store.

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I see box office

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Hopefully someone will give him an I.V.

5 days ago 76 9 7 0

It's hard to find a good death doula, there are no Yelp reviews.

6 days ago 108 4 17 0

Is Amazon Prime about to play "Heidi?"

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Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!

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I've got a major case of the Tuesdays. There's no cure either thanks to Monday receiving all the medical research dollars.

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May Day, May Day!

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Hell, I got a couple hundred likes on a Zaxxon joke last week.

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A blank check.

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May Day, May Day!

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I once had a 1970s Rolls Royce with the license plate "CNR" pull out into traffic suddenly, yet slowly in front of me. Yes. Yes it was.

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"I'm the ship's doctor, now if you'll just bend over for a moment..."

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I'm going to Sid Krofft's memorial launch...oops, lunch.

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I was hoping for a better old English writer pun, but beggars can't be Chaucers.

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