Y’all alternate between these so often, though lol

A burger, medium, with fries and a shake.

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A is for Apple,
B is for bald head hoe,
C is for crackhead standing outside the corner store

12:22am. Went back to sleep around 3am, then woke up again around 5am and have been up since.

I also ordered a custom hoodie for him with Freddy’s face on it, and a tarantula pendant to put around his neck since Freddy had a fondness for spiders, specifically tarantulas. Can’t wait to finish dressing him up.

Anyway, this has helped me with grieving the loss of him.

A plush tiger with huge paws wearing a backwards hat and a stone pendant

Something that has provided me with some healing:

Freddy and I both love tigers, they’re our favorite animals. So I bought a stuffed tiger and named it Freddy in honor of him. And now this Freddy will be my travel buddy wherever I go.

Let me rewatch Sense8 to be filled with the Holy Spirit lmao

She physically and verbally beat her ass 😭😭😭

Buffy saying to Faith, “You’re not his type, he’s not big on sleaze,” takes me out every time 😭

All non-crucial meetings cancelled. OOO scheduled. All major projects completed. Tasks for the next 2 weeks delegated.

Should [hopefully] be a smooth couple of days.

Post you in another country etc etc

Woke up 2 hours ago to pee and have been unable to get back to sleep. So I’m just lying here twiddling my thumbs.

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I can’t stop giggling. I may or may not be high. And my sis made my bday cake early since I won’t be here so lemme get me a fat ass slice.

Time to take my edible. Happy 4/20.

If you’re Black and LGBTQ, reskeet this

The MVP of the Super Mario Galaxy movie idc idc idc

I take this as a sign Freddy is always with me. I haven’t been to his place in so long, and I don’t even have him saved as a contact anymore. But every time I connect my phone to my car he still comes up as pinned. Miss you, Freddy 💙🕊️

Oomf hasn’t posted dick in a while. I hope everything’s okay.

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Time to invoke the power of Miss Black Mamba herself

😂😂😂😂😂 Yes! That’s what I wanna hear. Everyone should send this to a Taurus in their life.

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Lmfaoooo

It’s officially Taurus season 🎉

JD’s dream

pt. 4

More hatched shines. All out of XP candies. pt. 3

I always overthink packing. Texting friends to help me reduce my luggage lmao

Just gotta get thru 3 days of work this week then I’m off for 18 days. I can do this… but can I do it without cussing somebody out…?

I don’t talk my shit a lot, but I’m a pretty bitch

Someone said Manny Jacinto should play live action Zuko and… do y’all hear that purring???? I support this. Where’s a petition I can sign? lol

This man just ate it off the bone, gristle and all, then proceeded to crack it open and suck the marrow out. My gawd.