Jack Palance said the wrong name.

All these teams acting like the understanding fiancé in a rom com are going to lose their best players to Josh Lucas.

Jesse Jackson and Marvin Gaye playing one-on-one.

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

The NBA is fun because no one knows what a foul is.

Easy Street is an extremely underrated cinematic song and dance.

Not watching Wrestlemania, but it appears Brock Lesnar is moving to sex trafficking full time?

It’s a 7 game series. It’s a 7 game series. It’s a 7 game series.

Arrested for smirking while black.

Tell them about the 1970s Oakland Athletics.

What in the hell is this shit?

People are correctly noting the irony of Joe Rogan not wearing a suit in the Oval Office, but they are forgetting that his outfit pays tribute to the uniform of the U.S. Simpering Douchebag Brigade.

i love that the guardian article is like “jordan acker, who’s also an asshole for other reasons, is a big ol’ creep”

Also, people who say “banged” to describe sex are gross people.

I grade essays written by 6th graders for a living, and this is the most confusing statement I’ve ever read.

My dumb brain was picturing cooked pasta.

Many Jews have stopped attending temples that refused to acknowledge their concerns about Israel. In January, I had tea in New York with a woman I'll call Rivka. (She did not want her real name used.) A musician in her thirties who works at a social-justice nonprofit, she had joined a synagogue on the Upper West Side upon moving to New York several years ago. After October 7th, the synagogue sent out an e-mail collecting donations for the I.D.F., which she viewed as an “occupation army.” Then she overheard a member of the congregation say, "There are no innocent people in Gaza." She left the temple and started searching for a place of worship that was more aligned with her values. By the time we met, she had found one—an anti-Zionist minyan in Harlem that she'd started herself. On Friday nights, the group met in a member's apartment for Shabbat services and a potluck dinner. In the past year, many similar minyans have formed in such places as Brooklyn and Boston. Rivka no longer felt a connection to Israel, though her spiritual journey was hardly that of an "un-Jew." Before launching her minyan, she'd spent months studying Jewish liturgy so that she could lead services. She'd also improved her Hebrew. “My faith has definitely gotten more intense,” she said, propelled by a desire to prove that Judaism “belongs to all of us—Zionism doesn't have a monopoly.”

The defense secretary is derisively comparing the media to a maligned group of rabbinic Jews, the FBI director is denying reports of drunkenness on the job, the vice president is in a two-front theological war with the pope and Erika Kirk, Donald Trump is still president, and gas is $4. Happy Friday

Imagine if the press that Hegseth is insulting took this sort of stuff as seriously as they took Ilhan Omar saying AIPAC influences elections by spending money

Drop your crime-fighting Catholics

The above post but with the original and unremoved skeet wherein why from the Blue sky team says. Looking forward to what the AI sucks. Crowd actually has to say about this one.

Good thing i screencapped it

...and, hahaha, THAT'S the story of how I ended up with an annulled (albeit brief 🤣) marriage to the Queen's dog's caretaker! Hoo boy.

Anyway, glad I get to share these stories with you all today while Bluesky is working so smoothly after they announced they started using AI to code the site.

People really undersell the basic idea that Trump is just some yahoo moron who accidentally became president because he was born rich and used it to become famous, and then got really lucky.

When corruption is on the menu.

Drawstrings help a little. Being old and just sticking with jeans helps more.

Ohio Gov. candidate Vivek Ramaswamy claims that his opponent Amy Acton is running on “complaining about what someone else did to her,” referring to Acton sharing the story of her sexual abuse as a child

Your character on Tony Hawk's Pro Skater before you do any customization:

BANG UP JOB AMAZON

"If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward, then brother, that person is a piece of shit."

Andy Dirks is very good. Otherwise it’s been Jason doing his best to keep things interesting. Maybe they should just make Detroit’s team the Sunday Night Baseball team.