It's finally happening

#mcdonalds #hamburgers #imlovinit

Unfortunately due to tariffs on Canada, where we source most of our beef and vegetables, we have to raise the price of everything on the menu by 400%.

No, the prices won't come down when the tariffs end LMAO.

#mcdonalds #imlovinit #trump #tariffs #canada #mexico #inflation

China created an AI model that's better and cheaper than ChatGPT (#deepseek).

But, I'd like to see them create a burger that's cheaper and shittier than ours.

Your move China.

#mcdonalds #imlovinit #ai #chapgpt #china

I tried one of our burgers today.

Why is there more chopped onion than meat? The fuck?

Anyways, yeah....

#mcdonalds #imlovin

ICE just deported 99% of our farm workers, and unfortunately you will never see a gringo picking tomatoes in the fields.

So unfortunately we are going to have to raise the price of the #bigmac 10,000%. Sorry for the inconvenience.

#mcdonalds #imlovinit #fastfood #ICE #deportation

We are offering one free "Micro Fry" with every purchase of $499 or more, using promo code "Freefry25" at any participating McDonald's location!

#mcdonalds #freefryday #imlovinit #freefry25

Have you guys tried the McDonald's Teriyaki Burger they got in Japan? Shit is fucking amazing, no cap.

What the fuck we doing over here in the states selling people meat flavored cardboard?

#mcdonaldsjp #mcdonalds #imlovinit #japan

Idk who would be into this kind of stuff anyways. What's this genre of #hentai called so I can avoid it?

Remember a while back when we put out that #anime #mcdonalds ad featuring a heterosexual couple with a child? And all the chuds were claiming it was some sort of anti-lgbt tradwife bullshit symbolism?

The couple were actually siblings. IDK it's a Japanese thing. Ask them.

You can always count on #mcdonalds to make something shitty.

We're basically dead last in quality, value, nutrition, ethics, and pretty much anything else you can think of. But you still keep coming anyways.

Who's really the clown here?

#mcdonalds #imlovinit

#promosky

🍟Selling shitty food at exuberant prices with declining quality and portion sizes.

🍔Making record profits, and still raised prices anyways.

💲Paying dog shit wages.

If you're over 13, we aren't giving you any fucking #Pokemon cards in your fucking #Happymeal. Grow the fuck up, and stop trying to scalp a kids hobby, you piece of shit.

#mcdonalds #imlovinit

We're raising the price of the Big Mac to $50, and we are making it 4 times as shit. Fuck you.

#mcdonalds #imlovinit