Honestly everytime I listen to slowdive I’m taken back to Van Buren, ears just destroyed but god it was beautiful

If I have to see Kash Patels face one more time bro lmao

running into your old statistics professor be like “what are the chances”

Me talking to me, fighting the urge to say a fun fact because I don’t wanna seem autistic

The first john wick had some beautiful ass lighting

Update, we still haven’t started eating

I promise you, it ain’t that serious

Hate when the Italians wanna talk shit about Olive Garden, I want your grandma to do unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks and then we can fucking talk

I will now commit jihad against all her ex’s

I will be buying this shit

Mind if I eat eggs and rice again for dinner

Buying things from temu gotta be the easiest way to judge if someone lacks awareness or not, why would you do that

I miss her

Remembering when people used to participate in hashtag trends on Twitter, like damn give me that hashtag/middleschoolmemories again

Tell the space aliens I don’t give a shit about them

You don’t even follow me anyways

Your favorite worst nightmare

@essmeraldamgc.bsky.social pay attention to me

Calling someone a mariposa in an tone aggressive is funny as fuck

And will you tell all your friends you’ve got your gun to my head??

Mike should have gone off script and bit his nose off

January 6th but at subway because the 9 grain honey oat is gone again

This is just essentially gonna be me yelling into the void

aw shit, here we go again