Fuck I meant beans. Pls I'm it feeding my daughter jeans.

Telling my daughter that she's in for a long life of having to deal with the American mind not comprehending jeans for breakfast .

Also having to explain the difference between British beans on toast (evil) and our beans on bread (good)

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On top of that, I went and installed Pokemon Bank as I wanted to use my battle-ready Pokemon from Gen VI in Champions. Looked inside my box and saw I had a bunch of Pokemon from previous HeartGold and Black playthroughs. That shit made me so happy.

Got out of bed and ran downstairs hoping to see the message indicating this was the correct SD card. When it was I hurried to install PKSM and I was finally able to access my 600+ hour save file for X after 6 years.

Jolted up as I drifted off to sleep last night due to a realization. Previously, I had thought my Pokemon X save file was gone for good.
In reality, I was just locked out of it for trying to skirt around the one save file per console rule GF put in. I still had the data for it.

Every day a different billionaire says the most horrific movie villain thing you've ever heard but this guy and a grandpa from Vermont are the scary ones because they want to tax them

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax

NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

Can we start castrating everyone who buys a house in Hawaii and doesn't live there too or something please

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

More villages in South Lebanon being detonated by Israel.

Israel is the one sharing these videos. They are proud of their war crimes.

They spent a decade complaining about safe spaces and then made a robot to give you compliments and tell you your mp3 of farting noises is Brian Eno

I also end up over reading stuff that a five year old is doing and then follow it up by failing to read what an actual adult is doing lmao. I'm washed.

Correction, I keep playing like it's Gen VI and getting fucked over lmao. That's what I get for missing three gens.

My coworker who is working the weekend is following me on the bench so I left her a note that just said "BofA" and then drew a penis with Group A strep so that it'd glow and Group B as the nut bc it looks like nut lmao

Bro, I haven't played competitive Pokemon since gen 6 so I keep making the dumbest decisions and still come out on top lmao

one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

all of America's bravest elected Democrats jumping into action to post vaguely on social media about how somebody else should do something

Giant Chuchu hanging from a cross. Xenogears!

I nearly forgot that it was today

rkgk

Wait I'm out of the loop, is there rumors of OoT remake?

Whether you're interested in an OoT remake or not, you need to remember that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table

The new portable system sounds like it would be a good fit for me but it's gonna be insanely expensive too.

Im tempted to pick up a PS5 now but I know for a fact I'd be er play it. If my switch wasn't free I'd be pissed bc of how little I've used it lmao. I spend more time currently with my Vita and 3DS or even my Steam Deck occasionally

I've seen some delusional fucks suggest that the PS6 could be around $600 lmao. Wasn't happening before, sure as fuck isn't happening now

Again, there is no path forward without consequences and punishment for this.

Chainsaw man.........

I miss free time man. It took me nearly a year to get through the last Final Architecture book. And in that time I've played like one or two short games because I can play so little each day.

I can get some more reading in. We'll see though.

I also, unfortunately, have gotten really into DQ Builders on my Vita. I had no clue I'd like it this much. I'll definitely have to get Pokopia but I want to finish both DQ Builders first.

It might be a while till I can get to Children of Strife