hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh my god. oh my god to all of this.
*holds very still on the field of combat while you raise and awkwardly position your offhand weird noodle arm at me because you cant aim a sword without a scope or something I guess*
In case you missed it on patreon, we have some new little friends just starting their big adventure
A dog stands on a table, posing next a basted peak lapel sport coat. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.
A dog sitting on the floor, posting next to a basted blue tweed sport coat with notch lapels. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.
A dog sitting on the floor, posing in front of a wall where three tailored jackets are hanging.
A dog poses on a table. He's surrounded by a tailor's measuring tape.
Every time this tailor posts a photo of their workspace, it looks like their dog is a tailor and he's showing off the garments he made.
IG z.o.e.y.a.t.e.s
I don't need a tailor right now but if one nearby had a puppy in the shop that tailor would make an awful amount of money off me. 😂
What type of metal is it? My wife and I have these as matching rings for our 14th anniversary: www.royalmilesilver.co.uk/product/opal...
That ring is very beautiful.
a) creepy as fuck, no thanks and also, b) gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "copypasta".
APPLE!!
Monday and Darby looking suspicious like they were caught gossiping
When you catch your coworkers talking about you
Grey cat sitting in a tree house, with his head emerging from one doorway, tail through another. One paw on the threshold.
Ozzy in his cat condo, with an extra doorway for his tail.
A pack shot of Dole’s tinned Hawaiian pizza
I know what I’m bringing @nedpyle.com back next time I go home.
Absolutely incredible.
NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.
Watch with sound on.
The speckled belly of a great pyr puppy
Huckleberry would like you to see his belly.
A black and white dog with black eyespots sits on a wooden kitchen floor and looks up appealingly at the person standing next to her (the photographer). The dog appears to have a little smile and the expression "I'm super cute, how about giving me some of those treats you're cutting up?"
POV: someone is cutting up treats for the dogsitter and you would like to remind them that you are a very very good girl
Golden retrievers gathered on Boston Common today to honor Spencer, the beloved Boston Marathon dog known for holding a Boston Strong flag along the route.
Spencer passed away after battling cancer.
💛
You will never lose glasses now. They just might get crushed 🙈😂.
Now that's a whole lot of reading glasses to lose... 😂
Just get holsters for the pups and always make sure the pups are wearing the holsters with glasses in. You got three pups, at minimum that's 6 pairs to lose...
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly
Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
Sometimes good things come to those who can’t wait: Instant Chocolate Mousse is #RecipeOfTheDay! If you’re avoiding raw eggs, or can’t eat eggs full-stop, these beauties are also very much for you. (Most supermarkets sell the mini marshmallows you need for this.) www.nigella.com/recipes/inst...
On any given day, you might as well roll a die to predict whether Donald Trump is going to claim total victory; imminent victory; a negotiated ceasefire; an imminent ceasefire; new attacks; crucial negotiations or imminent crucial negotiations. The only certainty is that he’ll be lying.
"Not my dad" 😂 but if you have a treat...
Christian Nationalism is a Cult of Convenience
Found it.
Yeah I went searching before replying. Will do a better search tomorrow morning. :)
As @swiftonsecurity.com said: "You either deploy ad-blocking or malware"
Yeah but which lists are actively blocking this one?
Here are the top 5 dogs of the week!
