As we're heading out to the car this afternoon, I saw something skitter underneath the car. Could have been a leaf, a bug or some other small critter, whatever - but after watching Alien Earth, whatever it was I want no part of it because nothing is to be trusted.

I hope the jurors understand their assignment

Love all these crazy talented humans 😍

Bummed that I didn't get picked to perform at #BHOF this year (just means I have to hustle twice as hard next time!) - BUT I am planning to attend this year for the first time with some of my @batcitybombshells.bsky.social glitter-fam! Will I see your lovely face there? Let's party! Viva Las Vegas!

Gearing up to head out to Sherwood Forest outside Austin with the totally awesome crew this weekend - best way to escape the SXSW insanity 😁 who will I see out there? #RenaissanceFaire

I cut ties with my racist family decades ago & it's been pretty awesome. No stress holidays surrounded only by good friends. Highly recommend.

Ticket link is live for @batcitybombshells.bsky.social ode to altered states Dancing With Mary Jane! Show is on 4/19 at Kick Butt Coffee, so come celebrate the high holy day with us before you celebrate on your own 😉

dwmj2025.eventbrite.com

🎶 We don't need no water, let the muthafuckah burn 🎶

And please feel free to share with your followers! Let's grow this new community organically 😁

Started a BlueSky Starter Pack for the Austin Burlesque-Drag Scene - let me know if I'm missing anyone to include :)
go.bsky.app/SFTVMgr

I guess in the last big update for Win11 MS decided we all need to be using Edge for our default browser. Again - no thank you. Please stop trying to make that a thing.

Yes ma'am! Save a horse, ride a rock god? :D

We haven't figured it out yet but we'll let you know 😁

When your sexy v-day dinner talk is "when & where do we move to when the shit goes down" 🤷

Post show glitter crash means edibles, pro wrestling, and shutting mind off 🤪

Informing both of my dogs that they are, in fact, the babiest of babies to have ever babied, and not having to argue this fact with them, is one of many reasons I'm glad they don't fully comprehend my words.

It's gunna be lit!

I was really looking forward to the release of #Civ7 and, within 24 hours of installing and playing for a day, requested a refund. It's utter garbage and is further proof this year is the worst timeline.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I read all the titles of clickbait articles/videos as well as 🌽 videos in Matt Berry's voice.

I will be referring to this post for the next 4 years anytime they do something so I don't have to rage on SM to save my time & sanity. I refuse to be rage-baited.

Unless the occupier says "I'm sorry and will work to be better", I am not surprised & I categorically denounce anything that he & his cohorts do as pure evil, does not have my support, and I am actively working to oppose it while doing what I can to help those most affected.

Tonight! Come out to Kick Butt Coffee tonight, see a show, spend some dollahz on our amazing raffle prizes (one in particular if you like all that your #RockinFatherFigure has to offer) with proceeds going to the @atxacademyburlyq.bsky.social & as a community let's take some comfort in good company.

Obligatory "oh damn it's SNOW in Austin" picture.

This Thursday I'll be performing with a veritable "who's who" of Austin burlesque as we raise money for the @atxacademyburlyq.bsky.social tickets available at shimmyshakesupport.eventbrite.com

Soooon please

I was quite "elevated" last night at my birthday party and only managed to take this photo. Still recovering this morning 🤣

Kicking off using this new app - how's everyone doing in this fine hellscape of a reality? 🤪

Well that's a good reason to dust off this account 😁