Process for people like Mandelson

Vs

Process for people like Louise Haigh

www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/politics/730...

Hawaiian.

"I have used AI to help moderate the emails I have to send you fuckers when I do your job for you."

Is this the kind of thing someone whose kid is going on a month-long post school guided expedition/community work tour would want to know about? Asking for a friend.....

Hearing Starmer bask in Robbins taking the rap, I scream

cc: @rajakorman.bsky.social (am I doing this right?)

Yes on every count. That's brutal.

He thought the scam would earn him a pretty penne

Those numbers leave my head scrambled

Thanks Louise!

Cheers Toby!

My splits for today's Manchester Marathon. Too tired to give more detail!

Really chuffed with this. The mental gymnastics you go through are ridiculous. And if you've ever cheered anyone on at a marathon, it makes such a difference hearing your name called out.

Running marathons is stupid. But a PB unlocked 💪😁

Well then. Mambo #7 in T-20.

Strong effort by the Man Utd fans to sing about Garnacho all game 😂

You'd be surprised how many billions are sat in cash and how many charities don't have any form of manager at all.

Some rugby fans could get very vexed by that discussion. Fortunately not me! Short answer is you do get complaints about the burns and potential injury incidence. But 3/10 premiership rugby clubs now have them & no sign of them being ripped up.

It was artificial/hybrid yep

My job now partly involves repeated conversations with charities to explain that no, a low risk & cash-focused approach isn't a prudent one and they should be investing it. My record so far is finding a charity which started last year with £1m in cash & earned £26 in interest. Yes, £26.

Another quality tip after yesterday's energy tracker one 😄 I wouldn't have thought to try that, think I'd have assumed it doesn't work.

Infinity pool with a view of the Acropolis? Very nice, Sir.

youtu.be/2kXMcjKhBgU?...

Absolutely. Feels like trying to ban u-16s is an easy way to be seen to be doing something while actually doing nothing of note to tackle its real issues

You can justifiably doff your cap to yourself.

That's a clever thing I've never thought of (reminds me of having to message a neighbour when we'd got halfway to Scotland and daughter couldn't remember if she'd turned her straight straighteners off)

Haggis

No, you've just been one minute away from getting your car locked in a garden centre overnight after cheekily using it to park while your colleague drove you to an afternoon of meetings. Cue two very sheepish people as the gates were about to be locked.

This is why we need Andy Bu---- (a single shot rings out)

Get your retaliation in first

three men are standing on a podium with a sign that says carbon ALT: three men are standing on a podium with a sign that says carbon

I'll take it