not enough talk about the real secret of The Strokes success: one Strat guy and one semi-hollow guy. A sacred recipe

Finally finished* my Seraphim

*still gotta do that last base but the painting is the thing

there is only one hope for humanity- the synthesizer

Cc: @moldybasil.bsky.social

I’m rewatching The Mandalorian in an effort to drum up some enthusiasm within my heart for the movie because it’s rough out there and I’m at least open to the possibility that theatrical Star Wars for the first time in 7 years could be a comfort, and man, it is breathtaking how bad Gina Carano is

How much you guys wanna bet the Mandalorian movie turns out to be yet another Seven Samurai riff

This happened a while ago but they’re such fucking cowards for changing it from Jizz to Jatz

Friggin, Nosferatu over here

I am, regrettably, that pedant who needs to explain that I would have to vote “other” here because what everyone thinks of as a Velociraptor is actually called Deinonychus

Who the fuck doesn’t know their own coffee order?

Lookit him

I’ve often felt the same way, it seems like a lot of the old gang is here at this point but the ecosystem just never got going

So what kind of odds is Kalshi giving Clavicular?

Might fuck around and attend an info session for a birdwatching club

Getting drunk with my cat and watching Andor again

I just hate the president so fucking much, man

Are you fucking kidding me

No they’ll never make a prompter out of me

As someone who has never had more than ~700 followers on any platform, I cannot overstate how tedious this discourse is. I feel like I’m one of the only ones using social media correctly and my reward is I have to suffer through everyone else refusing to shut up about reach and metrics.

Every single time I’ve walked past this poster for the past three and a half years I’ve said “banana fanna fo fardi” to myself

I really should not be this bent out of shape over a screenshot of a decade-old tweet, but I can’t let it go. The Last Supper isn’t Good Friday, it’s Holy Thursday. The Passion and Crucifixion is Good Friday. That joke is dumb, and sharing it makes you look dumb

Saw it again, with quotes disabled again, and I’m annoyed all over again. I know fact-checking a joke is considered king dork behavior, but this is fucking egregious

Some morning Henry for the timeline

Saw this getting passed around and being praised as a classic banger and it’s probably for the best that the OP has replies and quote retweets disabled because I am dying to be just the hugest pedant about it

TEN EPISODES?!

We love a sword guy, don’t we folks

Every new Jurassic release fills me with dread. I live in fear of a LOTR reboot being announced. Half of the posts I make on here are just shouting at no one about where Star Wars lost its way. To be enthusiastic about a new iteration of an old favorite just strikes me as deeply unserious.

Besides the absolutely clear ethical valence of the whole thing, something that baffles me about these millennial lifelong Harry Potter fans tying themselves into knots to rationalize watching the new show is that you’re not supposed to be excited when your beloved childhood thing gets revamped.

I need some journalist to track down his one subscriber and do an interview

Greatest talk I’ve ever seen in my life, honestly