i did as well when i first glanced at the post and it was thrilling

we live in hell!

I found some cute croc y2k style platform sandals, $185.

I HATE THIS WORLD

Screen shot of Melissa x Dr scholls collab sandals. They are translucent/jelly look in different colours. The large photo is of a clearish one. The price is $158.

these should be $65 max. Sketchers made a version of these in the early 00s with a bit of a wedge and they were maybe $40.

right?! it's crazy! like i'm trying to find some nice, stylish but comfortable sandals right now and they're all upwards of $150 and none of it makes sense to me.

real alberta specials imo

working from home

why is all footwear like $150+ now

good, anything to make them less accessible is great by me!

The newer ones from Oakley are even worse :/ (as in harder to identify)

bsky.app/profile/tire...

I kind of love him now, but as a kid it gave me the same feelings as when my dad came home once clean shaven. (I started screaming and crying that he wasn't my daddy anymore.)

There’s a great new podcast out it’s just Alex Jones crying with periodic ads for DraftKings

Jack Black with dreads smoking weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed in a pool with some candles

Happy 4/20, please enjoy this picture of Jack Black from I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

tim cook is like 90% responsible for why the Internet sucks so much shit now (Sex-Negative Appification) so it is my sincere hope he is retiring due to accidentally swallowing a bag full of the scarabs that eat you from the inside from the 90s the mummy

how dare you

‘Simply stop giving millionaires water for literally free’ is one of the most insane sounding but actually serious policy solutions out there

yes.

Tim Cook donated $1M to Trump’s inauguration.

He fawned over Trump and gifted him a 24-karat gold plaque (as Apple lobbied for tariff exemptions).

Apple donated to Trump’s White House ballroom.

And it removed ICE tracking apps from its stores following a demand from the DOJ.

Remember this.

choke on an ice cube alone in your mansion you frosted miniwheat howdy doody dickhead

yeah i've started to believe we are a failed social experiment

i'd like to see some eggs that look like celebrities. thanks tim, i know you can make this happen

Two identical posts on the timeline."fuck it, well do it dead" in reference to Bakoon's post showing a decrepit Bill O'Reilly at his desk

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD

Various colourful/translucent tech from the early 00s.

happy 4/20 to those who crlebrate. but let me be your reminder that i am living proof that you dont need to smoke weed to loaf under a blanket and post typos

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

go and be well

it makes me want to scream and it's making me work extra hard to have my daughter who is 10, interact with sales people and servers when we are out and have her call people on the phone.
STOP STARING MEANLY AT ME AND SAY SOMETHING

Thank you ❤️ I wish we could do it without requisitions here. It's maddening.