does anybody else miss my dog 😢

accidentally picked up aluminum free deodorant and this shit sucks. PU. give me the chemicals.

anyways saying this here bc i don’t think people will be dicks about it. get your tdap vaccine !!

if you don’t get antibiotics in the first 2-3 weeks of having it, they won’t do anything and you just have horrible symptoms for weeks if not months. i caught it before i saw anybody else in person. im so so glad i worked from home and didnt see patients even when it was just a scratchy throat.

masked indoors in florida & on the plane and was only around my family with the exception of being outside at the beach. not sure how i got it. vaccinated for it as a kid w/ boosters. the chain reaction of small little things that lead me to discover this is insane.

dr says “of course!” and i get the bloodwork done. wake up tuesday with a scratchy throat. decide to wfh & moved my pt appts to telehealth.felt worse weds.worse thurs.worse fri. yesterday get a call from chicago dept of health. labs were flagged. i have WHOOPING COUGH.5 days of antibiotics/isolation

mr dr appts are usually telehealth check ins for my med refill but by the grace of god i randomly decided to make it in person instead on monday bc it meant i could get in sooner. at the last second, i also asked for a titer test to make sure i’m all set vaccine-wise with all this rfk shit happening

sometimes i watch a movie and think “wow that guy is doing a terrible british accent” and then i google it and the guy is actually british

sometimes i think about how i could never kill a person. could never allow myself to take a human life. but then i log onto twitter for about 5 minutes and its filled with nazis and transphobes and i’m like “you know what…”

finally some justice

a complete unknown is $25 to rent sorry timmy gonna have to torrent
this i love u though

rip michelle trachtenberg. damn that is so sad.

last week i picked up my 18 month old nephew and he immediately shoved his fingers into my mouth. to nobody’s surprise i woke up with a cold yesterday 😵‍💫

idr who but a while ago, a woman on twitter said something about a need to protect people they think are annoying from people they know are dangerous and it’s helped me check myself a few times if i’m being totally honest

somebody should write to luigi and let him know about it. he probably has no idea

really getting into the bhad bhabie/alabama barker beef

it’s crazy he had all that money and that’s the best they could do with his face and hair (not the main one but the other one)

every time i swing on by the other site its always people arguing about stuff that absolutely does not matter at all

is gonna be so sick when he dies

i can’t believe we lost florida in the culture war (yes i can, i wish we didn’t)

in southern fl all week and i hate that this is one of the most naturally beautiful places ive ever seen bc it’s also florida

everybody is so insanely mean over there its almost shocking

guy i used to work with lived in australia now and just posts every day about how somebody should [redacted] trump and elon bc what are they gonna do, arrest him? love that diva

i don’t think i’m gonna be able to see beyoncé live until both of us are old

i have ideas for some banger tweets but the mind virus i’ll get if i go there is not worth the 11 likes

i just found out there’s an actor named walton goggins

i can’t believe next month i’ll have been washing my hands for 5 years

Tremendous new addition to the Louvre

can’t wait for the abbott elementary episode about this

hell yeah coop haha go birds