RFK Jr. is a guy who was meant to commit a series of themed animal crimes in Gotham City with the ultimate goal to “eat the Bat” before being subdued and returned to Arkham.

It’s so dire out there. women are impressed that you’re tapping out “lol, u up?” with punctuation.

Mussolini's headquarters, with a minion

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

"rural area organizers" can get people to keep talking as long as they complain about Obummer and the Demoncrats? Tell me more!

zombie hello kitty piñata, as requested (in great detail) by my then-4yo daughter for her birthday party: pink dress, pink mardi gras pearls, yellowing white fur, missing half of the right arm, blood spilling down in red streamers from arm-stump (including exposed bone), mouth caked with blood of varying shades of red & brown (old brown blood on the top & getting brighter red toward the bottom of the mouth/face where bright red streamers hang in front of the dress), wood door knobs painted black—one with a bright blue x in the middle and the other with the same blue iris w red bloody veins throughout, & a bashed in skull w exposed brains spilling out in red & pink streamers

this is the zombie hello kitty piñata custom ordered by my sweet sweet 4yo daughter 🤩😅

Beautiful that two people from very different lifestyles, one a famous actress and the other I assume a post apocalyptic anime character, could have such a lasting relationship

it puts the pronouns in it's bio, or else it gets the hose again

Me frustrated after hitting a terrible shot almost directly into the woods: “Guys this is what we’re playing on apparently.”

“Grok, how do I rug pull an ipo? What’s the most racist way to do it? How can I win Groimes back?”

Do I think that Graham Platner will pull a Fetterman if elected? I don't know.

Do I find it annoying that people portray white men who went to elite schools and grew up in affluent families as "working class" just because they hate wearing suits? Yes, definitely.

Governor Spanberger is kind of like an anti-Mamdani in that she is ostensibly a normal boring Democrat with basically no media presence except for a weekly headline where she signs the "Deport All Republicans To West Virginia Act"

Not exactly the right Venn, but in the neighbourhood

it would be a lot easier to believe that the loud left shitposters were, y'know, acting in good faith if they didn't try to sound angry and radicool about literally everything

Following MLB Transaction Bot on Jackie Robinson Day was a mistake.

Today Donald trump became no longer president

The sun is going down...

kinda funny how Republican voters are inarguably happier when a Dem is president. they don’t actually want to be in charge of shit, they want to roll coal and whip themselves into a frenzy over wholly imaginary liberal tyranny. now they’ve caught the car and it fuckin sucks

In 2027 we promise to finally slay Glonzo!

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

I don't think my day can recover from "I thought it was me as a doctor." Let's call it a wrap.

the reason the loser stink matters so much is that it changes the calculation when it comes to efforts to overturn elections

if it's bad enough, if the margins are big enough, the people he needs to help him will refuse to back him up, figuring they'll pivot and come back in 2-4 years

samuel beckett was born on this day 120 years ago. astonishing to think that if he had survived, and could run 100m in 9.57 seconds, he would be not only the oldest but also the fastest man in the world - together with his nobel prize for literature, an astonishing trifecta

I shared the "Google AI is serving millions of false answers every hour" article on Threads and someone replied "well it warns you that you need to double check the answers" and I just do not understand the utility of an info source that also requires a second, better info source lol

The death claw machine meme with JD Vance"s face shopped in as Death. Captioned: Viktor Orban? Is wokeness even in here?

POV: you are Hungarian

this is a boring take but if we want this from a Dem President in 2029 we need to deliver the type of huge legislative majority Magyar just achieved and not the razor-thin one that Biden was forced to work with.

My dipshit maga neighbor switched out his US flag back to his biden-era college football team flag a week ago. It’s so over.

Yeah. Works every time. The old "false flag". No defense against that one. Might as well pack it in.

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