You're telling me that this Pokémon eats goths?

Drinking greek beers on a balcony in Athens. Listening to the hum of the city, watching the street cats emerge to pester the restaurant patrons.

Would recommend.

spurs' natural replacement would presumably be igor stuart.

Being rude to hospitality staff.

Not taking your shopping trolley back.

Parking in parent child/disabled spaces when you don't need them.

All immediate cunt behaviour.

They left shortly after.

In case you were wondering how awkward I am, at uni two girls I had met at a club came back to my room after a night out, and I put on the self titled album by JESU.

The little vest grabbing thing they all do... we've gotta get a name for that and make it as socially acceptable as jacking off in public as soon as possible.

Literally NO ONE wants motion photos, phone makers. If I wanted a picture that moves I would select VIDEO

Actually, they're wind turbines.

Lmao

Just found a relic of a bygone time in an old notebook

Wait so you're telling me this tactic didn't work????

The problem with Cancer Man as a villain in X Files is that the dude looks like he's never touched a cigarette before in his life

Also has there ever been a bigger tonal shift in a directors output?

Bob Odenkirk starring in a Ben Wheatley movie? Huge day for your boyfriend (it's me, I'm yr boyfriend)

I think we have a new winner.

"Heitinga as interim manager should be enough to keep us up" is an absolutely ridiculous thing to have to say

I mean yes I want to buy a Yaphet Kotto bootleg, but not like this

It's so funny to me that this is something you can buy on AliExpress

A conversation between two 7yr olds in the back of the car:

"Donald Trump is bad"

"He's killed people"

"And he kidnaps children"

Hi @robinince.bsky.social lovely show tonight, can I ask who the "what if Phillip Glass wrote a love song" musician was you played during the interval?

Thanks!

They're absolutely fine, good for lugging gear around. I had one for years for this reason.

Any car can be a problem car if it's not been looked after yknow

There are good "point and laughs" and then there's GREAT "point and laughs"

Outside a "Gentlemen's club" too

If an album is longer than 4 Minute Mile, it's too long

Bell Xabi again lad

Am I depressed or did I just need to have a glass of water

I'd challenge this. He has no talent.

Yes, I think less of you if you're still on twitter