Wow I almost didn’t recognize you without your nipples

The flight to Palm Springs was about as gay and geriatric as expected

One thing about me is

Won darts two weekends in a row so I guess you can say I’m entering my jock era💪🏼

Tina Belcher ran so you could walk🥹

You:

It was bad, it was so fucking bad x pastels

The best friend tell all😭😭

I started with ep 2… fantastic television 😂

Fist my bump! 🤜🏻

Bill is a huge jokester and usually leaves us gagged by profane punchlines. True treasures🥲

Befriended an older gay couple in our neighborhood and periodically get these sweet little messages🥹

mason doing a jig

I can see it

I fell asleep in the theater during the 5pm showing😬

I love when Barrett books us movie tickets bc I almost never know what we’re going to see and it’s a surprise the whole time

My Fab Kanto Hall of Fame Team: Alakazam, Persian, Dragonair, Starmie, Rapidash, and Arbok

BREAKING NEWS:

Andrew Rannells is THE gay best friend voice of our generation

Legolas with his little legs #s(t)unning

Sarabi - queen bee ball python 🤺

Randall the leopard gecko acting fake as fuck smiling like a sweet boy

Stuart - albino pied ball python 🤪

It hit 65° outside and the herps felt it
🌞🥵

homosexual

Does this haircut make me look straight ?? Has trick turned trade ??

I try the eye trick too— 50% success rate 😹

Faint, full moon hovering over snow peaked rocky mountains illuminated by the morning sun

Good Morning Moon🌚

Omg what a sweetheart🥹🥳

Missing this guy a little extra today🥺

Put some respect on the name— not even a “Sir” ???

Name 3 characters

Apocalypse ready🤞🏻

Barrett swallowing a massive load of our wedding cake

Two queens lay before me…

A very masc and mustache-less Barrett standing in the snow with a shotgun demonstrating his support for gay guns

at the club, barrett has his had on some pig’s ass, giddy af

Happy birthday to my right hand arm man @barrettk.bsky.social

From Michelangelo‘s hands himself🥵

🥲🤤😋