Some lessons:
I need to get a full face helmet
I need to get warmer gloves
I need to get warmer trousers

55mph is v scary but I did it!

Screenshot of my journey

First commute on the bike done ✅

An online advert reading “you wouldn’t ignore a warning light on your car. Don’t ignore you body.”

Oh I absolutely would

tomodachi life is an amazing game, my life will now sink into it

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Keir Starmer in 2020: "I had 8,000 staff as Director of Public Prosecutions and when they had victories I celebrated on their behalf and when they made mistakes I carried the can.

"I never turn on my staff. You should never turn on your staff"

This the key point. If FCDO did overturn the vetting without telling anyone it was because it had already been announced. Which was a ridiculous thing to do.

finally a reason to live

Hello!

Get some pheromone diffusers

We also separated our cats for a few weeks and then reassociated with treats

A red motorbike parked on a brick drive

got my electric motorbike today, so yes, my midlife crisis is going well, thanks for asking

Two football sketches on the bounce?

And neither funny… 🙃

#snluk

just get depressing to see raise the colours wankers putting flags up in broad daylight with a cherry picker

And seeing them getting mad at a south asian driver

And knowing that the police will do nothing

Serves you right for leaving your house

The Drama is very good!

However! There is so much second hand embarrassment that I got a tummy ache.

Tyron

3 stars is good actually

I enjoyed it! It was a fun, breezy 90 mins.

Some cool shots, lots and lots of references and some future set ups.

4/5

ok so the super mario galaxy movie isn’t citizen kane but the critics are being very snooty about it

Early reports that the confectionery may have been smuggled away on a Double Decker.

this looks exactly like the films, it is so creatively bankrupt

Well, this is just embarrassing for both of them #pmqs

Nice!! Very happy to see this

In Britain this is considered the highest form of praise.

welcome to the stage Shabana "Don't Threaten Us With A Good Time" Mahmood

Headline: Nigel Farage says all mass religious observances should be banned Standfirst: He said the Open Iftar in Trafalgar Square on Monday was an ‘attempt to overtake, intimidate and dominate our way of life’.

Welcome to the War on Christmas.

Love that Last One Laughing is back, just please bin off jimmy carr 😭

Nick Clegg unveiled a portrait of himself at the National Liberal Club yesterday and it's hard to tell which one looks less like Nick Clegg, the portrait of Nick Clegg or the actual Nick Clegg