I want you all to myself
You’re metaphorical gin and juice

He is so cute. Last night I laid out fresh towels for houseguests and my cat assumed I was making her a bed

From the letter his cousin wrote that called him a predator

rightwingers minds are amazing

Seriously. He said he's been taking testosterone since he was 14 and he thinks he's infertile now. You'd think his parents would notice?!

Grimes the failed riverboat captain?

Back in my day we learned about bands from Mary Lou Lord songs
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I watched it yesterday and thought the same thing

As a woman, I offer my sympathies to the Pope who is now being told hourly by very many random men what he actually means

I'd put High Potential in the soft copaganda category (my personal sweet spot).
Like yeah the cops are all nice....but they also can't do their jobs without the assistance of a quirky outsider.

See also: Psych, Elsbeth, The Mentalist, Elementary

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Was so busy today that I almost forgot to wish one of the funniest movies out there a happy 25th anniversary 💗💜💗

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a woman is crying with the words i think i probably have to move out below her Alt: a woman is crying with the words i think i probably have to move out below her

My cat was meowing happily and playing with something in my bedroom. I thought it was a ladybug carcass, but it was a giant tick filled with blood

A very pretty smokey tortoise shell cat with her paws out in front of her

This one likes to lay on my chest (or face) when I'm in bed. She pokes me with one claw or puts her teeth on my elbow to get me to roll over if I am sleeping on my side. A fluffy little menace.

If only there had been a baby up on that stage

This man is the worst person in the world and every enabler is too.

When he called his Mommy 😭😭😭

Malta looks gorgeous and there was one episode that has got to hold the record for the most times the word fellatio was used in a TV show. Like they got every cast member to say it.

The Australian version had a psychic. She also had no idea who the traitors were.

Russell Brand is like if Dennis Miller stopped taking showers.

So important they can't say

Massachusetts and Canada keep stealing our valor by pretending to be us in movies. Think about how phenomenal In the Bedroom and Blow the Man Down look because they actually shot here. Yes to more filming in Maine.

Hedwig and the Angry Inch - Wicked Little Town YouTube video by Carla Ortiz Rocha

Cry. Every. Time. (Not just because of her.)

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Immigration detention is completely unnecessary (not just for moral reasons). Virtually all immigrants show at their hearings. A couple decades ago we only had a few dozen actual criminals pending extradition in custody and it was fine. A waste of $ to rip people with homes away from their families

Fred Schneider of the B-52s yelling Funky Little Shack in the Love Shack video

I heard Funky Little Clutch in his voice

Trump winning the presidency could inspire generations of extremely unlikable men that they should run too. 😔

Taking 30 unregulated supplements a day is wild

Filter turns lawyer into cat during Zoom hearing YouTube video by Associated Press

Smart of your cat to get a human lawyer instead of a cat lawyer
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