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Posts by The Big Christmas

Put that new stadium at the bottom of the fucking ocean.

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Royals bullpen

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Hand painted wooden sign featuring vegetables and flowers in various pretty colors. With the words "meems Garden"in black

Hand painted wooden sign featuring vegetables and flowers in various pretty colors. With the words "meems Garden"in black

Hand painted wooden sign featuring barber scissors and a ribbon that weaves in between the sheers that reads "mane madness est 2019"

Hand painted wooden sign featuring barber scissors and a ribbon that weaves in between the sheers that reads "mane madness est 2019"

Me, the handsome, silver peppered hair and bearded gent, holding a wonderfully dark stained, hand painted wooden sign featuring an intrecate cup of hot chocolate and reading "Haute Chocolate House."

Me, the handsome, silver peppered hair and bearded gent, holding a wonderfully dark stained, hand painted wooden sign featuring an intrecate cup of hot chocolate and reading "Haute Chocolate House."

Hand painted wooden sign that reads " Barbering by Polly" and features not 1 but 3 barber poles.
Also my hairy legs. Not on the sign but in the picture. Free of charge. All the signs are alder Wood

Hand painted wooden sign that reads " Barbering by Polly" and features not 1 but 3 barber poles. Also my hairy legs. Not on the sign but in the picture. Free of charge. All the signs are alder Wood

A few of my favorite signs from recent commissions.

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Hand painted wooden sign featuring vegetables and flowers in various pretty colors. With the words "meems Garden"in black

Hand painted wooden sign featuring vegetables and flowers in various pretty colors. With the words "meems Garden"in black

Hand painted wooden sign featuring barber scissors and a ribbon that weaves in between the sheers that reads "mane madness est 2019"

Hand painted wooden sign featuring barber scissors and a ribbon that weaves in between the sheers that reads "mane madness est 2019"

Me, the handsome, silver peppered hair and bearded gent, holding a wonderfully dark stained, hand painted wooden sign featuring an intrecate cup of hot chocolate and reading "Haute Chocolate House."

Me, the handsome, silver peppered hair and bearded gent, holding a wonderfully dark stained, hand painted wooden sign featuring an intrecate cup of hot chocolate and reading "Haute Chocolate House."

Hand painted wooden sign that reads " Barbering by Polly" and features not 1 but 3 barber poles.
Also my hairy legs. Not on the sign but in the picture. Free of charge. All the signs are alder Wood

Hand painted wooden sign that reads " Barbering by Polly" and features not 1 but 3 barber poles. Also my hairy legs. Not on the sign but in the picture. Free of charge. All the signs are alder Wood

A few of my favorite signs from recent commissions.

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I'm terrible at remembering birthdays.
Everyone remembers mine.

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What is up

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As a child I got my head stuck in a revolving door. Firefighters we're called to the rescue.

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It's great!

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Yes I am watching the new #Scrubs

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More like state of the BOOOOOnion

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How To Train Your Dragon is a top 3, Father/Son movie.... and it's not # 3

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I can smell this post

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How To Train Your Dragon is a top 3, Father/Son movie.... and it's not # 3

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He wanted to show his daughter, that hates guns, his new gun, after he guzzled some wine and argued about Trump. Has no idea how the gun went off. Why was it loaded? Why wasn't the safety on? Why were you aiming it at a person?

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Hope you find a friend.

You know who you are.

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I'm tryna get my man tan started early this year. Shirtless in Grandview, trimming windows.

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Damn, America losing the space race and culture war in fell swoop

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When 'willful ignorance' becomes dangerous it is called 'willful blindness.'
But what what we're witnessing is "cognitive dissonance" or something worse.

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Anyway, here’s some raccoons

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Great reminder than resistance takes many forms. Sometimes it’s standing with your coffee, counting‼️
Thank you Nick for documenting this horrific time we are in.

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Spooky is more spooky when you're not expecting spooky

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@mrswhosit.bsky.social

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Kanakuk: An Evangelical Empire With a History of Sexual Abuse For decades, Joe White and other Kanakuk leaders knew about and facilitated sexual abuse against scores of children, a pattern that may continue to occur to this day.

Some NFL owners are in the Epstein files. Some support this place. Wild league.

factsaboutkanakuk.com

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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

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I had a Thursday 4pm for years. I can't believe they're just closing up shop, after 18 years. It'll be an emotional mess of sweat and tears.

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I teach my last Title Boxing class ever at 119th tomorrow morning.
6am
I'll my years posting about Title, not one internet friend ever showed up to try a class.

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When it's not time for sleep, sleep seems so right.

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To a Life in Despair

Don't. Don't go to the bridge. 
Don't wake in your coat in the morning light
and carry those stones into the river.
Don't find your father's pistol
in the attic, hidden in the family albums.
Don't. Don't pour the pills
into the whiskey, the walls dissolving
like childhood. Don't, just don't choose
not to wake.

Stay. Just stay.
Tell yourself you'll do it tomorrow.
You can always walk alone into the darkness.
But not yet. Not yet. Not this soon.
I don't have a reason 
to give you. All I have
is the morning, and the autumn wind,
and the child you once were
in the darkness, looking at the new moon
through the ruins, saying
save me, save me, save me,
and the moon looking back
with her vacant
face, saying I promise, I stone-
cold promise
that the face of utter
hopelessness
is the face of something just about to change.

—Joseph Fasano

To a Life in Despair Don't. Don't go to the bridge. Don't wake in your coat in the morning light and carry those stones into the river. Don't find your father's pistol in the attic, hidden in the family albums. Don't. Don't pour the pills into the whiskey, the walls dissolving like childhood. Don't, just don't choose not to wake. Stay. Just stay. Tell yourself you'll do it tomorrow. You can always walk alone into the darkness. But not yet. Not yet. Not this soon. I don't have a reason to give you. All I have is the morning, and the autumn wind, and the child you once were in the darkness, looking at the new moon through the ruins, saying save me, save me, save me, and the moon looking back with her vacant face, saying I promise, I stone- cold promise that the face of utter hopelessness is the face of something just about to change. —Joseph Fasano

Sending this, with love, to everyone who may need it.

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Kid Rock????

MORE LIKE MID ROCK.

#AMIRIGHT??

#UPTOP

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