Be glad they don't have peas. I remember the great guacamole debacle of yesteryear.

Hey, y'all.

Tomorrow is gonna suck the biggest dick there's ever been, so do whatever it is y'all have to do to keep sane and happy. Happy is important.

Down under?

Since FB has decided women can be called "household objects", I will be spending more time here. Honestly, Zuck. WTAF was the reasoning?

No problem, Zuck.

I did the same, and I live here now. 😂

I've been binging world's worst killers, so I'm not sure if I'm getting saved. Someone is in trouble, that's for sure.

Plus Dramamine is a much better option 😉😂

As if Benadryl would take care of all the airport rage in a few hours. Stupid is as stupid does.

Did I text my child in another time zone to ask how last year is? Yes. Could I hear her eyeroll from 1100 miles away? Also yes.

Painting your nails again? #jokesfortheladies

In my neighborhood, there is a brief reprieve August 7.

I can't unhear it 😂

Hi math students. Pro tip: starting to study for your semester exam when it is in less than 24 hours isn't the best choice.

Smart choices

Have any days been a vibe since the election? Not for me

I'll have to find her recipe somewhere. I want to say you mix the graham cracker crumbs & butter to make a crust, then add the rest. They're gooey/thick more than barky. Did that make sense?

I love that butter is one of the layers. My mom used to make these without the nuts, and they are delicious.

@mrsf5.bsky.social Did I just look to see who you were following so I could find out people? Yes. #StillLazyAfterAllTheseYears

@spamboy.com I KNEW IT!!!

Glad to see my username is still accurate