Andre Dickens can still go f*** himself and the police horse he rode in on. #stopcopcity

It is ethically right to fight security guards trying to stop hungry people from eating.

Happy National Cat Day to the most handsome boy I'll ever know, Nog the Starcat.

Trans girl in rope harness

#AtlantaPride and my Owner is putting a pretty trans rope harness on me 🥳 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵!

Album cover for Rebecca Black's Friday

Wooooo #AtlantaPride!

🎶ITS PRIDE DAY PRIDE DAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON PRIDE DAY 🎵

I guarantee I got this stuck in at least one person's head IM NOT SORRY NO REGRETS YOLO

My co-lead running emergency response teams at burns said before I came out that I was more feminine than she was and roasted me about it for years despite my protests.

The first thing she said to me when I came out was congratulations, but the second thing she said was "I told you so" 🤣

Good morning, your Archdietyship!

Trans girl at Pride being fabulous.

Girl Juice Shot #128: ATL Pride weekend edition!

No matter what happens in this dystopia, I will be out and proud at any cost. I'm a #queer, bisexual polyamorous sub-leaning switch #transgender woman, and I will never live in a closet again. 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

Come find me at Pride tomorrow, and maybe Sunday!

I should start selling sponsorship patches on my weapons and plate carrier, a la NASCAR. *Shows up for next community defense gig covered in patches for Fallout New Vegas, pink Monster, and MtG, but at least her ammo is paid for*

So, I'm not sure whether to be proud of my brain for coming up with this on the fly or ashamed because it's truly a ridiculous thing to say, but in a DM today, I blurted out the following piece of nonsense:

Natraumaste (the trauma in me sees the trauma in you)

Why am I like this?

Gavin Newsom can (still) gargle my girlballs. Alexa, send tweet.

Be strong, Chicago. ✊

Now I want to start doing move and shoot drills while gagged. I really need a kinky outdoor range.

Typical cishet mayonnaise dude, more concerned with being right on the internet than actually fighting fascism.

That's a block.

I'm not wasting more time on this exchange with a sealion. Bye Felicia.

Hope and copious amounts of ammunition.

This is absolutely incoming government policy, given its by the authors of Project 2025.

We are not ter***it's. We just want to live.

You know, just trying to stay alive. 🥰

You sweet summer child.

Good morning, Almighty Unknowable Archdiety

I think it is. It wouldn't be the first time, or even the first time in this investigation, that the govt has leaked things later demonstrated to be untrue. There is nothing trustworthy about the Depr of Justice under Pam Bondi or the FBI under Kash Patel.

It's tonally way off from the content, and that still doesn't address the other points. Combining all these factors, I'm comfortable professionally assessing this as having a very low confidence rating. Enough so that I'd bet my house that this is fake.

Arm up, y'all. This was written either by AI or by some boomer with only the haziest idea of what a 22 year old would sound like. This is fabricated evidence to provide pretext for coming after us. (5/5)

*It's also too perfect as a refutation of any narrative but the preferred right wing narrative of 'this was a trans hate crime against the right.' a text exchange with his "biological male" lover where he states his motives being exactly what the propaganda machine said they were. (4/5)

*This is literally too perfect a smoking gun. It covers a play by play with all the details needed for the prosecution. (3/5)

*This does not read like any text exchange between any people under 60. It's especially tonally inconsistent with the things allegedly engraved on the bullets. And who uses punctuation and sentence structure in text? Maybe one of them would but not both. (2/5)

This was released by the prosecution for Tyler Robinson, and it's so incredibly unbelievable and fake but at least this means it's confirmed, this is our Reichstag Fire. They're literally fabricating evidence. (1/5)

No, it's just the taste compared to other sodas.

Every so often, I crave Pepsi. And then I take one sip and instantly regret my purchase. But I never learn.