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Posts by Lauren

Coming from someone who eats, sleeps and breathes TTPD: life is so much more fun when you don’t have a stick up your ass and allow yourself to enjoy happy, fun pop music! The world is on fire! Democracy is in shambles! Taylor handed us a vial of joy and an album full of absolute bangers! Unclench! 🧡

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The Tortured Poets Department is the literal blood running through my veins and that will never change, but this album is the cuntiest shit I have ever heard 🔥🔥 I love happy Taylor 🫶

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Keep this energy when it’s kids in schools, weirdos

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BEING A SWIFTIE IS THE MOST BESTEST MOST UNBELIEVABLY INCREDIBLE JAW-DROPPINGLY MAGICAL LIFE-ALTERING, HEART-BURSTING UNIVERSE-ALIGNING THING TO EVER EVER EVER EXIST IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!!!!!

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It wasn’t until the end of the podcast that I realized I had a stupid grin on my face the whole time. I’m actually blushing at the way they look at each other, like are you kidding me?!

It’s so beautiful seeing her be loved so loudly 🥺

#NewHeights #TaylorSwift #TaylorandTravis

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Today’s thrifty Swiftie find 🫶✨

Less than $3 at Goodwill and so many cool photos of Fearless era Taylor!

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I’m a writer who was recently laid off from my full time job and “replaced” by AI.

Spoiler alert, AI can’t produce quality content the way humans can, and any journalist worthy of the title would never submit anything without fact checking.

Fortunately, I’m available for hire! 😊

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The irony of that melting pile of geriatric cheese publicly stating that the world’s most beautiful woman is no longer hot

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1989 was never one of my top Taylor albums, but 1989 (Taylor’s Version) had me feeling like I was hearing it all for the first time.

Her voice? The instrumentals?

I get full body chills listening to “Out of the Woods” in ways 2014 Lauren never did.

And the vault tracks are ABSOLUTE PERFECTION

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Swifties: Which re-recorded album gave you a love and appreciation for the songs that you didn’t have the first time around?

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Fuck you if you don’t say bless you to a dog after they sneeze

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So let me get this straight.

Federal judges and the literal Supreme Court order this grotesque pile of flesh to do something? And he just? Says no? And that’s okay? Because he’s untouchable? And laws aren’t real? And never were? Because he said so?

Got it.

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Fearless cardigan acquired 🫶

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The TSA agent at the Richmond Airport saw my Eras Tour sweatshirt and asked me what my favorite album was instead of screaming at me to take my laptop out of my bag.

Now they’re playing Willow at the airport bar.

Immaculate vibes.

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Straight from the Tortured Poets Department 🤍

(In my Guilty as Sin era, just as I have been since day 1.)

#ThisIsTaylorSwift #Spotify

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On a very real note, why has no one yet placed Kanye under a conservatorship?

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So many fragile men in one room

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Today in Richmond, VA ✊

#50501

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Ah yes, we’ve reached the “find out” part

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Taylor looking beautiful, having fun, and presenting Beyoncé with Country Album of the Year while Kanye is escorted from the premises … nature is healing.

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This is all I can think about 😂

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Regardless of the outcome, TTPD absolutely changed my life in ways I cannot describe. Album of a lifetime

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A moment for Taylor’s quads please, like hello??? 🔥🔥

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The cardigan socks 🧦 🥺

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This freezes funding for things like Head Start programs in schools, school lunches, cancer research, homeless shelters, suicide hotlines, domestic violence safety resources, student loans, veteran benefits and so, so, so much more

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Lover Live From Paris 💗💕

She’s so pretty I could perish, and she’s all mine 🥺

@swifferwins.swifties.social

#TaylorSwift #TaylorNation

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Thank you! 🫶
We’ll see how it pans out, but I’m very confident 😂 🤡

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lol I’ve been wrong SO many times before but I feel so strongly about this Valentine’s Day theory 😂😭

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On the contrary, I rant to anyone who will listen to me about my dismay at our lack of high speed transportation in this country.

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