Have a great Christmas Jacob, really enjoyed your articles this year.
Newcastle away surely the nightmare Christmas trip if your family are on the south coast? 😬

Shoutout to the train conductor on my train called Rico, who is SINGING down the intercom:

🎵 “Take me wherever we will be,
I am the guard of the train says he,
and I’ll take you all, to Bristol Temple Meads,
I am the guard of the train says he” 🎵

I don’t want to say the first date on the next table is going badly, but the guy has stepped in a dog bowl, they’ve put up a wet floor sign and she’s wandered off.

Brilliant player who I fear will be used as an FFP asset come summer 2025.

Harsh disallowed goal although I can see why it was.

Good to keep a clean sheet but the build-up play was so ponderous. Huge lack of confidence in the final third.

Think as a Villa fan there's a bias there as he's remembered for two of our most memorable moments in the 90s: Tranmere League Cup semi and Inter penalty shoot-out.

Always enjoyed hearing him, though.

The best album by far. Don't trust those who prefer Hats.

This fella scored the winner for Spain tonight.

Has to be a regen.

I've only just been pulled into Instagram's insanely strong reels algorithm and now you want me to waste time on ANOTHER social media platform?

Ok then.

Hi I sometimes play Candy Crush on my 11-year-old iPad on trains when I'm bored.