Was clued in to how that game ended when I saw a guy in an Arsenal kit walking down the street angrily rolling a cigarette

Where's the dramatic reading of a breakup letter guy actually

Anyway I’m going to go run for like 2 hours and try to figure all of that out

No kidding, just staring at pictures of the cobbles going “they ride *bikes* over this?????”

I’m having a very confusing sporting time over here today, watching that while watching Wout win roubaix

I was watching the game in public btw and I did a very full bodied “WHAT”

To me these comments almost make it worse. It’s just ammo for people who want to shut down the conversation or take an easy way out. Expecting to see a lot of “oh well he addressed it in his interview” now. He didn’t even apologize, no accountability, no evidence of action past or future!

I had my once annual “got got by a UK post when it was still March 31st over here” and really believed Sam Kerr signed a 4 yr contract with her old team back in Australia

In the days leading up to this I thought I was going to have a hard time following any spurs team at all, and that’s obviously going to be true of spurs men. But I am feeling kind of driven to just get fully behind the women’s team and swamp the entire ecosystem with Spurs women content now

💀

When he says “a strong relationship with fans” I’m getting the sense he doesn’t mean me

Hell yeah glad to hear it. I keep checking for a release date and ending up disappointed 😂 I am personally less sold on quest books (which I feel like is what’s about to happen) than I am on tournament or mystery books, but I can’t imagine it won’t also be fun

In all seriousness though, I hate how many people in this sport who claim to support women go and make hires that suggest the exact opposite. Bad for staff and players, bad for fans, bad for everyone. Fuck these guys

If De Zerbi is hired, I’m checking out. Denver Summit get ready to meet your newest super fan *touches earpiece* Wait what’s that? Never mind

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No to De Zerbi

Hell yeah dude

I’ve been here for like fifteen minutes and I’ve already seen two people in Arsenal kits that’s women’s soccer for you

How I feel checking in on the NLD on my phone from here

It’s time

Joint-best news in years obviously

EXCUSE ME THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD PLAYS FOR MY TEAM

One time in Massachusetts I was served an oyster shooter so nasty it put me off oysters for like a year, it had black pepper vodka, sour cream and caviar in it. I saw my life flash before my eyes

How is fluffernutter Massachusetts’ weird food surely they’ve got better to offer than that

Chills watching my team attack to the death who are they

So actually it was the eyebrows, fascinating

Accidentally scheduled getting my eyebrows waxed at the same time as kickoff, so poll: will it be more or less painful than the 30 minutes of this game that I’ll be missing?

Same!!!

Totally convinced spurs never lose when I’m skiing so after Liverpool scored I took one for the team and skied around in two inches of snow in the park for an hour, I cannot believe that actually worked 😭

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