apollo justice: ace attorney is a 2026 period piece

They made computers evil AND stupid. God damn it.

What I would argue should be the inherent and humanist joy of scientific advancement - better understanding the universe and inventing ways of improving our lives - has always been chequered. But it has also long been entirely subsumed in the service of capital. Completely hollowed out.

I cannot think of a single technological development, created in the last 5 years and available to the mass population, that has made me feel even slightly optimistic about the future.

no

YOU - “The people who built this world intended it to be better for you, but they failed. It is easier to live in their failure with this by your side.” (Tap on the tape recorder.)

anime was a mistake after all

Allison Intelligence

Fuck dude.

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

Is that the bible

Don't ask me this kind of question (I'm a pervert)

Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.

ECHO MAKER - “Capital does not believe it can fail, which is why it must fail.”

VOLITION - So young. So *unbearably* young…

HALF LIGHT - Why do you see the two of them with their backs against a bullet-pocked wall, all of a sudden?

[getting rejected at the bar] that's fine. actually my boys and i were thinking of diminishing and going into the west

'Chat' are we 'cooked'?

I know not who chat is and why they would know what is cooked, but if you ever hunger, know my table shall ever have a chair ready for you.

men are so stupid bc "entire team of women plus their one special little guy" is a top tier coworker situation to be in

you gotta check out ozymandias’ badass new statue man. it’s two big feet and nothing else. he made it that way

Brother how many cookies were you buying

I'd look into robcdee's setup, it seems really really good

Try as I might nothing I can think to post really rises to the occasion

starting my morning opening up LinkedIn so i can let the shareholders know i survived the night and can still generate value. i slept 5 hours so i made sure to tag 12 people in my post to share what i learned about unconventional markets (the world of dreams). i change my job title to PR laureate

This is NOT what I signed up for

“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.

Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"

Happy TDOV! My life has been hugely enriched by having friends across the gender spectrum, and in a sense I think transphobes are punishing themselves by insisting on leading a life that is smaller, poorer, and meaner than it needs to be. However in another sense more vengeance is needed

Every day of my god damn life