Union Berlin 1) have an extra player and 2) Wolfsburg have Janina Minge in goal. Don’t sit back lol shoot at this non-goalkeeper to try and steal a winner

she’s in goal loooool give us one save pls

Minge putting the goalie gloves on omg omg

Omg Wolfsburg what is going on

this is turning out to be one of the onion's all-time classics

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it’s on jooble dude just log in to bebee

Igor Tudor to leave Tottenham after 44 days in charge Tudor, who was appointed on February 14, took charge of seven games in total, managing only one win.

🚨 Tottenham Hotspur part company with Igor Tudor by mutual consent. 47yo & staff exit immediately after 44 days at helm, winning 1 point in 5 PL games to leave #THFC 17th + eliminated from #UCL. Croatian also grieving recent loss of father 🚨
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Durham midfielder Lily Agg

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be entering the lexicon

Pope Leo says God rejects prayers of leaders who wage wars Pope Leo said on Sunday that God rejects the ‌prayers of leaders who start wars and have "hands full of blood", in unusually forceful remarks as the Iran war entered its second month.

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I stop watching Chelsea and immediate 6 goal thriller lol whatever

Esperanza Pizarro has 6 goals in 12 starts for Fran Alonso’s Deportivo and scored this banger today I am #paying #attention

We were robbed of seeing this happen to Joe West and Angel Hernandez.

she certainly does score a lot off of the dribble whether it’s 30 yards or 5 so I agree actually. But I think she has those simpler finishes in her and she just needs to keep shooting lol

I think SD could do better playing direct and playing faster so she can play in space, but I’d assess her lack of goals as more unlucky than ungood considering that she has found room to fashion herself some good chances anyway.

she kinda evolved away from the 6 position last season even though that was originally where she played when she first got mins @ SD so it’s interesting to see her move back. But she can seriously play anywhere in the center of the field and Eidevall obviously likes that

wait expand on that I’m interested

SD is killing so trust the process

Ludmila with .5xG and 4 shots per 90 lol please score soon

MELANIE BARCENAS FROM DISTANCE 🚀

The 18-year-old scores the NWSL's 4,000th goal in league history!

Chicago is the team that could most use Elise Evans actually

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NE10 did not prepare him💔💔

ACC alums know how to set the tone

ball strikingggggggggg

Oh my Melanie what a finish

awards r fake! like what you like! I told people Margie Detrizio was MVP on B Team and I’d say like half my mutuals still think I’m smart and my word is credible lol

Ascanio is interesting. I’d describe her job rn as “utility technician.” She’s just been *around* her whole NWSL career to this point. Some of her earliest NWSL mins I can remember were @ DM oddly enough lol

I can’t believe there are real humans who r revisiting Vlatko COY discourse bc of the Current’s form rn

I love that she felt Pinto coming and just waited