"I love your meaty meat mitts!" – @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social

give that man a gun

"it's all pump without the dump"

don't you have something better to do than indignantly spout "um actually"s on a post that you've wholly failed achieve a basic point A to point B understanding of? one which has absolutely less than nothing to do with you, thank fuck?

Relationships are living organisms and love is an action btw

Pigeons having sex on top of a balcony roof with pigeon spikes in foreground

Pigeons fucking framed by pigeon spikes finally some real praxis

entirely understood and deeply relatable

that said I also suck at it a lot so who fuckin' knows

not as dire of one as they'd have us believe, I think. I'm definitely a code mess and when it comes to that degree of machinery I can get pretty lost, but slapping it together to make something functional and sliding down the pit from there makes me feel like the guts are more self-revelatory

A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s

Looks we love

A photo of four super cool art prints and some stickers on top of an IKEA aftonsparv themed blankie. One of the prints depicts Lake Superior, another some super fleshy mushrooms, another some incredibly horny fungusy decay, and another a very fleshy pomegranate. I actually don't think I have any better words to properly describe them. They're super cool. I love them! Nothing I ever write will make them justice.

Got some incredible prints from @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social (after a short bureaucratic fight with a post cop)

These are getting framed and walled 🙂‍↕️

A work message that reads "as a species we should have called it good enough at fire"

encountering the kind of errors today that make you just call it on the whole thing

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Hey fyi way too many, even leftists who should know better, effusively praising the papacy is making it way, way more difficult to organize against this.

This trans healthcare ban is literally going to cost trans people's lives but yeah, woke pope made a statement or whatever.

"where'd they get so much gone to put there"

"NOT ALL OF US CAN BE HAPPY WITH DIRT HOLE" — @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social

My friend got promoted at his construction job and now he has to take a three day course on asbestos and let me tell you I was not prepared for what a construction worker's course on asbestos looks like

Greed from Fullmetal Alchemist is smoking a cigarette and saying "Let's get this place HUMID!" as made famous by Bulbasaur Pokopia

bullshit from a weird dream

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alright let's all get hyped for Send Transexual Women Money 2026, where next year, all year, you can send transsexual women money

RIP old friend. pissfuck I'm old

they've never played baseball once

enshittification galore

lmao fuck you adobe no one needs a 100gb scratch disk

I think we're making a comic about this

oversqueezing the nanoliter of lingual juice out of the phrase "tectonic baklava" because I, like a fool, felt clever

someone's gotta whip those atoms into agonizing shapes

not biblical hell. Sus Hell.