my friends are gonna be on a reality dating show coming out soon and im so excited lmao

when i have milk n cookies i drop the entire cookie in my milk and let it marinate then take it out w a spoon n kinda eat it like cereal

or a bat

i never know if my dream is going to be me at a water park so i have to be ready

you know how people go down water slides w their arms crossed and all straight n shit? thats how i sleep.

from the river to the fucking sea Palestine will be free🇵🇸

😭😭😭😭😭

LMFAO

just turned into a zombie yall *zombie noises*

things i either have way too many of at one time or cannot find one if my life depended on it:

lighters and hair ties

milton is such a 24yo kid that there’s no way it’ll work w lydia. lydia is out of her mind for sure, if everything uche is saying true of course, but wouldn’t surprise me. he had receipts. JP needs to marry an american flag or bald eagle ASAP and let taylor live her best life

potential love is blind s5 spoiler for those not caught up but here’s where im at: so stacy is absolutely trippin if she expects izzy to go 50/50 on the lifestyle she built without him and without his say in anything. stacy and her family are also disgustingly vain.

im trolling the company that laid me off on linkedin

kinda like proletariat piñata

regardless I bet they’d still make a very satisfying sound

LOL

see, i wasnt lying lol

job scammers be like:

work from home organizing popsicle sticks, $1,827/week

anime avi on twitter is pro-tax people who resell (event) tickets — i’ll never get it

my dog is really somethin

its bc ive been comin out of my cage and i been doinG JUST FINE

lydia and johnie are being incredibly pathetic #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS5

highlighted text that reads: “my nilllllla”

this is the funniest shit I’ve ever been called

love is blind season 5 lets fucking go!!

got 303 followers rn and i dont trust a single hoe

tell that label no deeeaalll I NEED TWENTY ERRYTIME! i aint comin in here if i cant bring my four five!! 🔥

the cop that laughed ab another cop killing a 26-year old woman with their cop car is named daniel auderer.

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LOL

just saved the link! im not in west seattle, but im not too far away

someone is flying the british flag across the street from me and im an to turn into a bald eagle w an AR* bc what the fuck is this

*i hate america so much but when it comes to the brits i am captain america