Hahaha thanks it lives! I got excited and gestured too much. Glad that made it in the edit.

It's true! I made a terrible mistake and Zak has it on record forever. Yay?

It’s very cool and everyone should read it!

EXPERTS IN WHAT FIELD! Who did they consult to see if God teleported this man to a Waffle House New York Times? Did ya call the Pope?

Thank you to all of the men who explained to me that this joke was not feminist. Hadn’t heard of feminism before! Just Googled it! Having a wild day.

👏👏👏

I'm sorry but if a man lets you wear this hat at your wedding he hates you. An intervention was necessary here and no one helped.

I was just trying to be funny but I accidentally did journalism and now the Taco Bell mafia is after me.

Why have I lost every pair of sunglasses I ever owned? Why is this curse upon me?

Ok I guess my actual Lindy West take is she sold us a happy ending to her life that we were all excited about 👏👏👏 and then she revealed her happy ending is actually being polyamorous with Macklemore’s trumpet player so now it’s more 👏…👏…👏?

Legitimately one of the wildest research weeks ever for this one.

My Lindy West hot take is that the book about her divorce will probably rule.

I miss when men dressed like men:

@youknowlydia.bsky.social covers the first show ever produced by Apple. It’s got star power, an enormous escalator, and all the nerds making poor decisions you could ever want! 1900hotdog.com/2026/03/nerd...

Listen to THOMAS

I got angry at an ape cartoon this week, and I'll do it AGAIN.

SIX YEARS OF HOTDOOOOOOG!!!!

You can tell I had a good time with this one. I could watch these terrible TikTok shows for 1,000 years and never get tired of it.

normal people talking about doctors: They're a doctor, you can't say they don't know what they're talking about! They had to undergo YEARS of training and study!

an actual doctor: Hmm I think you're sneezing because you're fat

You ever hear a song you’re certain is some AI bullshit and then find out it’s just Nickelback?

Gritney isn’t real she can’t hurt me.

I don't look like inbred European royalty at all! How will I ever be beautiful!

Here's some pure joycore for you. It's free and it's got so many guinea pigs wearing hats. You're welcome.

I'm going to win.

It makes me sad when people say everyone in the media industry is in a satanic cult because I feel like all of my friends are hanging out without me.

I saw this! They're following me!

It's been really lovely reading all the tributes to Dan. Many people have asked if they can contribute to support his wife and son. You can do so here: everloved.com/life-of/dan-...

I did it because I’m not a coward!

Proud to announce that 4 Tyler Hynes's now follow me on this website! Soon I will build an army, a slutty little army.