He isn’t written with a lot of depth, but I find that if you have the right shovel you can dig and find something interesting to talk about no matter how simple the character or caricature

clit stim

shout out to those 3 girlfriends who all smoke weed

Calorie averages are more of a guide anyways, what would be worse is if your human was calorie deficient!! As long as it can move around and isnt bored and has an all around stable mood, a few extra calories are fine :3

Colour illustration of Eric and Bianka from The Absurd Theatre of Eric Hanada. They're sitting on a magic circle, both looking down at Eric's sparkly blue magic dick because that's how they roll. Eric has a faint blush on his face, while Bianka is visibly excited, happily saying: "I think it worked!"

gender-affirming magic dick

Find some lower calorie options that your pet might like, let them try different things. Human taste buds are very adaptable if you’re patient and adventurous! They are creatures of habit, so this is quite difficult but worth a try!!!

It’s recommended that even if you don’t get your human a companion or take them out for regular social contact, you get them plants or a small manageable Animal to care for, they r intelligent enough to live happily with some animals that are of a different species!

You may be tempted to keep a human in a small living space without access to nature, but this is essentially neglect. Humans are happiest where they can observe nature, move around and specialise their muscles to do specific tasks which stimulates their brains. They also benefit from companionship!

helps to think about ur body like an exotic pet. A human is a big responsibility! large land mammal with lots of stamina , evolved to walk 10,000 steps a day maximum, 2000 minimum. They need exercise n mental stimulation because they are highly intelligent, and regular feeding, about 2000 cal a day.

And its actually rlly relaxing

Lucama GLOBAL METHODIST CHURCH THOSE WHO EAT THE DEVIL'S CORN WILL CHOKE ON HIS COB!

mmm 🌽

Everybody calm the fuck up

HELLO 30+ notifs what the shit

Sex is gud but have you ever cleaned your entire house at the most luxurious pace imaginable after a full night of sleep and a bottle of gfuel

Omg absolutely!!
I love her with all my heart :3

By that i most mean The mental barrier to drawing something is lower cuz like. I did art n rendered and stuff for almost a month,,, so sitting down to draw my brain is like “oh this?? i know this,, sure ill bite”

Dang febufairy might be a yearly for me it improved my art so much

if you find yourself hating on [any group, esp minorities] so much that you're willing to make your own life worse -as well as the lives of those around you who you love- just to cause harm to that group

you really need to stop and look closely at who's telling you to hate that group

heroforge characters depicting an orange snake lady with a yellow belly, breasts, and face and a veiled figure in pink kneeling before her

heroforge characters depicting an orange snake lady with a yellow belly, breasts, and face and a veiled figure in pink kneeling before her

giant snake lady cracks local damsel's egg

Red and violet light the smoky atmosphere. Lucian leans in to lap at Sven, who wears leather BDSM gear.

[ #SOTM ] quick colors for an old doodle.

Green and blue symbolizing the glare of a flashlight wash over Springtrap and some freak clinging to him lewdly.

[ #FNAF ] springlocked.

An alicorn anthro furry prances in horsey heels while worrying her bottom lip

Long time no art// not ded, just busy as heck!!! .Messy lil late night sketch 😴

[ #ambswrithing #furry #sketch ]

I don't know what level of actual insanity you need to be to go this hard on a casual DTIYS but this mad... thing decided to not only put genuine effort but make it a genuine MASTERPIECE

Thank you very much @steampunkheart.bsky.social this is genuinely unnecessarily amazing

Baiii and gj!!!!

In this image, you can see that I have bought a comically large ballpoint pen that is covered in rainbow fluff, and I am writing down the lyrics to dear Mr. President by P!nk in exaggerated baby speak, the pen is so large that half of it does not fit into the frame for the picture

What most Republicans probably think an anarchistic queer like me is doing: kicking puppies, selling drugs to children

What I’m actually doing most of the time:

Now what's Luuta looking at?
Come follow the #webcomic the Song of Luuta at: thesongofluuta.site
#workinprogress | #ocsky | #oc #webmanga

A person burning in a fire, hands reaching for them.

INFERNO.

Noodle the cat slow blinking on her perch

Hehe ˃̶͈◡˂̶͈ ty,, she a good girl

also noodles uri and eye infection are all healed up!!! she just needs a chiping and a spay soonish but our vet is on vacay so