dating someone who you genuinely love is such a unique feeling because it's like damn i would do anything for you and you are my entire world but i have no idea how to convey that because it makes me shy so instead i just buy you the food you like and hope the message is conveyed well enough

okay maybe making no effort to improve my mental health isn’t good for my mental health

we all have that friend we're in love with

woman shows her gun in tesla glovebox and tweets "oh you wanna key a swastica on my car?"

way funnier knowing in any emergency situation she'd have to be clicking through a bunch of submenus to even open the glovebox

Google dot com how to stop waking up at 4am for no reason

watching cybertrucks getting stuck in small snow banks or puddles or mud is the modern day “guy falls off roof into trash can” video

Facebook marketplace listing for "Full Podcasting set up (Hardly used)

new saddest six word story just dropped

nothing will ever be quite as funny to me as Cybertruck owners saying "what ever happened to basic compassion and decency, I thought we lived in a society"

marie schrader:

Breakfast in bed with the woman I love, sun steaming through the window, watching silly videos and saying silly things. Peace.

there's "bedtime" and then there's "in bed time"

I admit I did not have "OpenAI gets Temu'd" as a pale horse but if this is what does it, lol

thought too hard about walking and momentarily forget how to walk, please send help

I'm so lucky💕

fostering a dog and he just tried to eat my lasagna. you’re not a cat bro. that’s cultural appropriation

me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!!
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure

it’s been a few days and i still find it funny

getting told my life is a funny sitcom and then being asked if i’ve considered inpatient mental care by the same friend in the same day,, oops

im your nervous wreck and i like it that way

:( just don’t delete the cat photos

valve did a great job making every combat encounter in the latter part of half-life 2 feel like hitting yourself in the head over and over and over and over and over and over and over again

he’s such a loser it’s not even funny