cowboy who stubbed his toe:

. . . I have an idea where those donations went.

Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912) Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????

In another stunning development...

I never carry a loaded one. I have cargo shorts with balls and powder pouch and my little plunger thingy.

“We’re not going to be wearing suits that are wool blends, I’m hearing. I know a lotta guys in the garment industry, big successful guys, and they’ll be very sad about this. Not being able to do blends anymore. But we’ve gotta do what it says in *spicy voice* DEUTERONOMY.”

Don’t follow too closely, he’s likely concealed carrying a flintlock musket.

The Blacksmith Union is telling us to strike while the iron is hot and I'm not sure if I should go to work or not

I’ll get ready 😔

Not yet, it’s not dead yet!

They’d just build a fuckin bridge over him.

The only way you’ll ever get me to cross the Iowa border is to drag my dead carcass there.

Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Screams, ‘Fuck! I’m Dying!’ WASHINGTON—Further fueling speculation that the commander-in-chief might have undisclosed medical conditions, rumors regarding President Trump’s health swirled Friday after he screamed, “Fuck! I’m dyi...

“Fuck! I’m dying!” during a press conference. “Fuck! I’m fucking dying! Oh God, it hurts! Ahhhhhhh!” Trump said in response to a question about the ongoing war in Iran

Anyone who is still MAGA is gonna love all the imaginary liberal tears this will generate.

I would bet my life that your wish will come true.

The most insane grift of all time is about to happen right in front of our faces.

Would be all too easy! 🙏

Imagining Donald Trump choking to death on some food makes me SO sad. Hope this doesn’t happen and especially not anytime super duper soon! ☹️

@sigdiamond.bsky.social @joeltemperlane.bsky.social @standalone.bsky.social @servoacademy.bsky.social

All my apes, gone.

Sandra Bullock Encourages Hollywood To "Lean Into" AI Sandra Bullock is one of several Hollywood stars embracing the use of artificial intelligence in the industry.

Everyone who says shit like this has a vested business interest in AI. It's no more complicated than that. deadline.com/2026/04/sand...

If Jay likes it I will definitely buy a bottle and you can have a sip, Joel.

Any minute now, cha-Ching! 💵

That looks gross, I’d try it.

TMZ headline Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Cut Penis off Raccoon

They're conveniently leaving out all the times he attached a penis to a raccoon

My little hands are far too dextrous to enjoy Diplo anymore!

I hope so!!!