as soon as anyone says “everyone’s a little autistic” i immediately stop listening

it’s 4/20 but a&w got rid of the beyond burger so i had to cook my own smh

why the fuck is it snowing

bro how many times is my voice going to drop

it was so funny tho

hate being asked if i’m done a task yet it’s like did i tell you i was done it?

i’m actually terrified of those things they’re so gross LMAO i’ve only ever had big dogs (greyhounds n standard poodle)

something about this is scary as hell to me idk what it is

LMAO i love him

omg can you make pets in it or did you make a human soup

screenshot of a mii my friend made of me in tomodachi life

apparently you can’t draw on the noses but one of my friends spent time drawing on my six other facial piercings and plugs!

just seeing this now but the entire thing is god damn poetry, em could destroy that bitch with just words

looking thru my photos again and found this absolute poetry of a message i had drafted to send to my mother

god i hate you

all my irls have me on theirs and say i look naked bc they can’t draw my seven nose rings on me

it’s a really small city too so i run into her every now and then and she’s best friends with my sisters mother in law, i’m so glad i get to know her and keep in touch!!

can’t wait to bully all my moots into putting me in their game

men achieving new levels of dumb and petty

omg stop i’m gonna be obsessed, i played the 3DS version a shitload so i just know the switch one will suck me in real fast

everyone i know is playing this game rn and i’m still grinding in breath of the wild and feel so left out, i gotta buy tomodachi life before the newest zelda i think

two heads are looking at each other on a checkered field Alt: two heads are looking at each other on a checkered field

u and me both brother SHSBKSKEJ

this made me snort ngl

i’ve rotted my brain

instantly recognized this nipple smh

You are so beautiful like this...

happy 4/20 to joshua william dun

i keep a past program mentor updated often, she came to my college grad 3 years after i was done with the program and called me when i got hired in my field afterwards!! it always makes both of our days :)

my big manly man lobes that i, as a man, have

for real just leave it at “you look great” you don’t need to comment on anything else about someone’s body lmfao