You won’t believe what I saw…

AGAINST ALL ODDS, THOSE WHO BELIEVED BLUESKY THAT THE CRASH WAS DUE TO A DDOS

AND THOSE WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE BLUESKY AND WERE SURE IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE AI VIBE CODING

WERE

BOTH

RIGHT

Superman: Dinah! What are you doing here? Black Canary: I had to go to the bathroom and I thought- Superman: This is the bathroom for heroes with capes! It’s very well labeled! Black Canary: ...huh.

Zatanna: I had a vision. Our world being destroyed and remade, over and over again. Dark forces beyond our comprehension are at work and if we have any hope of stopping them, we must act now. Black Canary: Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I’ll call- Wonder Woman: I can’t believe you’ve seen Lex Luthor’s penis. Superman: I’ve got X-Ray vision, I’ve seen a lot of supervillain penises. Wonder Woman: Intentionally? Superman: No, not intentionally, but you get hit by a crotch rocket once, you try to avoid having it happen again. Superman and Wonder Woman walk off, leaving Zatanna and Black Canary alone. Black Canary: …what were you saying? Zatanna: I have no idea.

Lex Luthor: Oh no! You’ve discovered Lexor, the planet I go to to blow off steam by doing good deeds! Superman: Hey, you’re a superhero here. That’s kinda cute. Lex: Now in order to preserve my reputation, I have to blow this planet up! Superman: You really don’t n- Lex: CURSE YOU SUPERMAN

Happy Superman Day! 🧵

Important correction, but I do also still believe they're connected, so I'm sticking with the two being connected for now until proven otherwise

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April 2026 Outage Post-Mortem - Jim's Pckt Hey all! I'm Jim, and I do system-y things at Bluesky. I'm here to give you some details about what happened on Monday of this week that caused Bluesky to go do...

LOL NEVERMIND IT ACTUALLY WAS VIBECODE

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It, again, truly doesn't matter whether vibecoding actually caused the outages or not - when you start bragging about how claude is making every engineer on staff more productive and the site goes through months of persistent downtime, that's a Statement.

Refrigerator magnets of my cursed Chun-Li pose series made by my friend @joypadlad.bsky.social !

He thinks he's a plant

a drawing a suicine but its headcrest has been swapped with a cool S

Cool S-uicune

Skwuck and I got to hangout at the waterfront for a few hours! Haven't been down here in a while.
Also first day of my new job! I'm so excited.

a cartoon of a man with the words hop on street fighter 6 ALT: a cartoon of a man with the words hop on street fighter 6

Hell yeah

Solid Cat

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting with their backs towards each other, looking into opposite directions. Blue looks exhausted and annoyed, while Green is frowning with angry thoughts. Green, thinking: I can't be expected to know what you're mad about unless you tell me. What could you even be mad about? If I ask your opinion and you don't tell me the truth, that's on you! Green still continues to think, but raises an eyebrow as Blue turns around to kiss his neck affectionately. Green, thinking: It's not my job to guess whether you're lying ab- Green, speaking out loud: Aren't you mad at me? Blue, suddenly not weary at all but deeply baffled, looks at Green in confusion, while Green looks just as bewildered. Blue: What on earth would I be mad at you for? Green: I have no idea!

I cannot state this enough. I still hear random sparks of Nazi propaganda every so often, and it's honestly laughable considering how history actually reflects them. I've written a little bit about how they functioned so you can laugh at whoever tries to tell you they fixed the economy or whatever--

Wanted to paint this dog

The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.

When playing certain games, you gotta ask yourself

Am I enjoying this or am I making ice cubes?

You deserve better than ice cubes.

The self and the cyberself in quiet introspection

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

This is what immediately popped into my head when I saw this

let’s hang out by the field with mama

My team in Pokemon Champions is so bad but it's all a buncha dragon types that I love and I just like seeing my little guys do stuff on screen so I'm happy

Shadz & Akatan 🖤🧡

The reason I think a lot of MMOs evolved towards DPS-centric gameplay and spread-stack-dodge-the-AoE boss design, is that traditional RPG systems (tanks, healing, diverse abilities) are way too easily solved by their playerbases

Opinion: I think the best way any new MMO or RPG can innovate is by making DPS not so foundational to the entire design of the game

But that would require so many resources making a variety of content and mechanics/systems that don't have to do with damage that I can understand why nobody does it