if you start at this one, it might teleport you to the end of your Walk.

a group of men are sitting around a table with a bowl of ashes on it ALT: a group of men are sitting around a table with a bowl of ashes on it

bonk fight! bonk fight! bonk fight!

ask them to act it out

👀

eating halloumi and chick peas for breakfast, and I have no regrets about it.

never say never

hahah amazing

oh me!

not
to
day
Satan
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gotta be honest, I think I would just try to sell the whole thing assembled on Facebook marketplace or something

tell me

nothing will make you feel more insane than trying to assemble a piece of furniture with the shitty little screwdriver they give you on the end of the Allen key

not too normal, I hope

it will be moving forward!

🥰🥰

me wearing elf ears and a flower crown

why not get weird on a Saturday night for no reason

embracing my inner sloth today

Blippi is garbage trash

omg I love this

in the new regime, buzzkills will be shot on sight.

what do you mean, who wrote the alt text. obviously I did, and there are several question marks about the elements I was unsure of. but thanks for being a buzzkill, and kindly fuck off.

yessss

I hate AI as much as the next guy, but I've seen plenty of real life pictures of hamsters that look just like this and that doesn't take away from the fact that he is living my best to life

I'd pay good money to hear that

oh hell yeah, new frenz

the picture of me wearing a white sweater, gray skirt, black boots

trying to blend in with the cool kids at the brewery party tonight

yep this is the winner.

a mouse (?) eating cherries (?) and dyed purple around the mouth

girls want one thing, and it's to be this weird little dude absolutely lost in the sauce

An old-fashioned wooden door with a brass knocker. Above it is a small sign that says "SEXY GIRL" in black on bronze.

Andy Samberg as the I Threw It On The Ground guy

You can't fool me