I think I've seen this movie. And its numerous sequels and spinoffs!

Me and Jaques teaming up to fight off Antifa ninjas trying to teach woke trans ideology to our impressionable children! Also Sonic is there too

Chuckie boy moved nobody. He confirmed the biases of his fans and alienated anyone with two brain cells rubbing together. To compare him to a real patriot like Alex lets the rest of us know you love the taste of boot.

They can take their cake and ICE-ing and shove it up their ass.

Hell yeah 😎

Start sending those nazi fuckbags to meet their maker. Or burn in hell, which is the most likely option for those douchebags.

Shut the fuck up, couch fucker

Shut the fuck up, couch fucker

Shut the fuck up, couch fucker

Shut the fuck up, couch fucker

Start shooting back at those fucking nazi ICE traitors

What's everyone's favorite flavor of boot polish? I've always been partial to original, but vanilla ice is growing on me!

"It says here you used to live in your car. Is that as much fun as it sounds or is there a downside?"

Fuck ICE, fuck Trump, and fuck every single person who voted for this bullshit as well as the stupid fuckass fence sitters who didn't bother to vote at all.

Blech, had waaaaay too much egg nog last night. Either that or Roger Stone "came down my chimney", if you get my drift 😉

Merry Christmas to everyone, even including the scumbag radical left that keeps trying to take Christ out of Christmas while also trying to fuck my wife (I'm actually pretty ok with that second thing)

The first best thing about your wife leaving you for her boyfriend is that now, every room in your house is a man cave! The second best thing is there's nobody else home to hear your sobs echo through the empty shell of a home you once shared with the woman you loved!

I joined the California National Guard so I could go karate chop libtards in Oregon and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

Update: Hey AJ, if you're looking to upgrade your security details, give me a call!

Thoughts and prayers for my boy Charlie. Man, you're lucky they shot you in the neck and missed that big fuckin' watermelon you call a head!

I HAVE A LOT OF IMPORTANT THINGS TO SAY THAT'LL TRIGGER YOU LIBERAL WEENIES, THAT'S WHY ALL FUTURE POSTS WILL BE DONE IN ALL CAPS TO CONVEY HOW SMART, HANDSOME, AMD FUCKABLE I AM. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

The screaming 8 year old running around the tire store fucking everything up while I'm waiting for them to get started on my car that was supposed to be on the rack 45 minutes ago has softened my position on abortion

I for one am saying we should gift Alaska back to Russia, they've done so much for us! Like helping God emperor Trump get reelected! Where would we be if it weren't for Russian influence?

I for one love seeing Sydney Sweeney's tits. They help dull the pain that comes from the knowledge the world is probably ending and it's because I got duped into voting for a pedophile three times.

Who gives a shit if the president paved over the rose garden? Flowers are for the gays.

The other day at the Mar-a-Lago MAGA fuckfest, I was blowin' out Roger Stone's back and his Nixon back tat winked at me. I came so hard FEMA declared Rog's butthole a flood disaster zone and sent its full response team!

Sorry for the brief hiatus, I was mistakenly scooped up in an ICE raid and deported to El Salvador for a little bit. They confused me for a day laborer no matter how many times I told them I was at Home Depot looking for someone to fuck my wife. Nobody's perfecf!

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social JD! What a nice surprise to see you here! Last time I saw you, you were nuts deep in that La-z-boy at Roger Stone's MAGA fuckparty! How's the wife?

"My fields do not yield any meaningful bounty, my best cow died last year, and some days the well is dry. I am poor, surely you can see that. I have nothing."

The king said "I see... in that case, as your king, I demand half of your nothing."

So the farmer shot him in the face.